Ted with TM (Transverse Myelitis)

Over £31,000 now pledged towards my effort to climb Mont Ventoux; 35 months on from full paralysis caused by transverse myelitis. My attempt halted after 2-hours because my legs literally collapsed on the bike, but I went back 4 days later and finished the journey....

I'm a head rest again 😂

Fireworks again this evening at 6:30 p.m. 🤬🤬🤬

That face 😍

No doubting where my local publican has his loyalties 👍😁👍😁

Dogging! 🤮

Been doing a bit of homework on my TM this week, to discover that I am potentially at risk of Autonomic Dysreflexia; a potentially life-threatening condition caused by a sudden spike in blood pressure on those with spinal cord injuries above level T6 (mine is C3-5). Nice to know!

C***ts just started letting fireworks off at 11pm 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Mutiny with Jason Statham tonight and very pleasantly accompanied by Annabelle Wallace 😁

Following on from this yesterday; for anyone with family or friends in the Chichester area looking to buy a new house (but can't afford open market value) then please get in touch. We have 1, 3 and 4 beds with full specification at 70% of market value. No rent, loan or catch!😁

Good day today: contracted on 11 new affordable houses in Chichester; exchanged contracts on the last house sale at Send (Guildford) and the first of four houses at Barns Green (Horsham plus sold 7 plots back to a developer who couldn't fulfill their contract obligations! 😁

Delivery driver just dropped off 14 boxes of catheters. I told him he was a lifesaver, but he didn't know what was in the boxes until he asked - and I told him that they would keep me pi**ing until Christmas 😂 Made his day apparently! 😂

Just to make it clear (as apparently I am an antisocial dog owner) Freddy rarely cocks his leg. The pee didn't hit the "car" but those with half a brain know what I meant 😂

He had his dinner in the kitchen but wouldn't go outside for a wee. Trying to get him to stay in the living room with me where the TV's on loud but he wants to go upstairs - and is now just standing at the bottom of the stairs staring upwards 🤬🫣

First firework just heard (apart from the one at 4:30 in the daylight that we heard when we were out walking).🤬😭🫣

Sitting on the chair with my legs crossed (yes, I am wearing shorts!) and he just comes up and buries his head between my knees 😂

Finally safely walked! 😂

He was so excited to be going for a walk, managed to get his coat on and then he heard the fireworks in the distance...now staying in 🤬😭😉😭

Go Hawks @Seahawks I'm too tired to stay up and watch the game from the UK, so will be avoiding social media in the morning to ensure that I don't see the result before catching up on the TV! #Seahawks