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felidae august, echo park fricassees batter πŸ₯˜ normal catboy&minor league nuisance πŸ‘οΈ they/them πŸ† just a little guy. just a little birthday boy (blaseball oc)

Joined August 2021
oh shit, are we posting playercards??? uhhh here's mine
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The great thing about cats is that they possess two qualities to an extreme degree β€” dignity and comicality.
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If an ump tried to set me on fire I'd just dodge and not die
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Sleeping liquids
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🎢 Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, living vicariously through the pain of it all... β–‘β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–„β–ˆβ–€β–„β–€β–„ β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–„β–€β–€β–€β–€ β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–€ β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–„β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–€β–‘β–ˆ
non binary people - in general
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Why French The Coin will NEVER be Sun(Sun)? (FAKE)
But we are updogs Yeah we are updogs Yeah we are updogs
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Replying to @whoever_waterby
with our powers combined we can explode our w/l record with catboyism
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i think our resident catboy should be able to fire a laser at the enemy pitcher and that should be legal
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'you haven't said shit since december' look i did a, like, SUPER sweet kickflip, and in the process i accidentally got my phone stuck in Shark LA's 5g and wifi so i could only access THEIR internet and phones, and that was, like. supes awkward.
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i have been MOOCHING phone service for M O N T H S can you fuckin IMAGINE
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