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poop

@FelineSeed
 the road is home
Joined January 2012
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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@Father_Bare @FelineSeed Bear...d. My team.
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Mom, I'm not an animal! But a liar, yeah.
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"No. Aliens exist, I just don't think they came millions of light years just to see earth. Be like driving 1000 miles to go to an Arby's"
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"He's nice now but he WAS an asshole. Just 'cause a piece of shit dries up and stops smelling, doesn't mean it's not still a piece of shit."
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"There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."
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"You screw without rubbers, kids happen. Sorry-you don’t get to have the dog without the dog shit.” Pre-order new book: bit.ly/I3iuqC
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There are no red states or blue states, just the United States.
Image from Barack Obama (@BarackObama)
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"I clean my fucking house naked in stilettos. Who ever gets me is gettin' it."
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Vennison and egg taco's #pinkyout #breakfastallday
Chainsaw up, #pinkyout
Never, whilst with a gun between my teeth, do I ponder sanitation.
Bowls in bed for breakfast #pinkyout watch out math exam if you want some lube you better bring it because I'm fucking you into submission
Holdin' down tha fort with @felineseed n company #gshit
Image from Cam Armstrong (@green_eggs_ncam)
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