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Was playing with my necklace and suddenly realized I didn’t even have a necklace on and it was just a clump of fried rice that landed on my chest
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When it finally gets a bit cold outside and all the bugs go back to hell where they belong and you're just a saucy albino gorilla like
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hello i am the average american driver. i am on the road with you right now. this image is the only thing in my mind. i want to do this to you. let's be perfect together.
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spent years learning my ABCs and we never sang the fucking song in college even once :/
Strange how in high school students are taught to read literature by just focusing on the text and looking for formal elements (metaphor, irony, meter, etc)...but then in college they NEVER hear about any of that ever again, and instead are taught to read endless "theory", or secondary sources about the author's "political context," or simply to project present-day ideological obsessions onto the story (which they might as well just skim).
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Well a beautiful woman eating a straight man’s ass is a little different than Ben and Michael trying to work up some boners
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this is his navy seal ass childhood pr training way of saying fuuuuuuck no
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The fact that the actors could've went to medical school and been doctors by now shows that this show has been going for way too long
Chandra Wilson Has Played a Surgeon for 20 Years… But Can She Pass Medical School? #GreysAnatomy #ABC #Hulu #TVDoctors
