Chooch

New cars make so many noises

The temperature that spring rolls arrive at the table should be illegal

Maybe the coolest thing I’ve watched in a long time

Name something better than cheez it’s

Don’t understand having to sign for a package, you think I’m going to take the day off of work to sign for a pair of jeans?

I feel like flying should be faster

What temperature are sleeveless hoodies for exactly

Went to flanigans

Gonna start vaping just for the work break benefits

Drive thru’s are classist

Why did they supersize Twitter

What the hell is the masked singer

This is just insanity

Convinced that half of the photos on my phone are screenshots I accidentally take while half asleep trying to hit the snooze button

Trick or treating fell off no 🧢

I’ve seen scream and scary movie 1 so many times that I get actors / actresses and even scenes from both movies switched in my head fairly often

These ig ad’s are something else