Founder at Chocolatey Software (@chocolateynuget #DevOps #WinOps). I solve problems and make solutions that enrich/automate work for thousands of technologists.

Topeka, KS
Joined October 2007
Yo, @Microsoft @Windows - it's been nearly three days of not authenticating single use codes correctly. You gonna fix that soon?!
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Random frustration of the week - @QuickBooks masking bank account numbers on an invoice. It's supposed to be there, that's why it's on an _invoice_. Otherwise people can't pay. Stop doing dumb things. 🤦‍♂️
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"Maneuverate" - navigating through an area that requires maneuvering through or around objects or people, such as through a crowd. #madeupwords
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Yo @housecor, what do you watch on TV on Tuesday nights? 😉
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Fun fact: The total snowfall here in Topeka from the past 24 hours was 7.2". Our total snowfall from all of last winter? 6.1" #kswx
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That moment when somebody figures out how open source works: #opensource #php #flysystem #maintainersBeLike
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It took a few years, but apparently we had an effect on the United States spelling of Chocolaty - you're welcome. I think it looks better w/an "ey" at the end. #Chocolatey @chocolateynuget
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Meet DJ Skelly. Skelly is gonna blast harrowing tunes on a hayrack ride from hell. #Halloween2023
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This is Mortimer. He's kind of tall and he likes souls. He's kinda scary in the daylight, but he'll be meeting new people in the dark. #Halloween2023 #Haunted #HayrackRide
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OH: "I just want clean GOAT energy" - @UnDuhDuhSea
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It's a "run the biohazard mode" kind of day.
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Meanwhile during a downpour in the Japanese city of Nara.. 😊
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Right now I’m googling “microwaved hotdogs”. Stay tuned. – at Yonkers, NY
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Standing room only for @steviecoaster 's presentation on Conjuring data w/APIs @PSHSummit #PSHSummit
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With testing and mocks "You are just lying to the method" - @steviecoaster 🤣🤣
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"How do you handle return data?" "The answer is 'It depends'" - @steviecoaster Well spoken answer... 🤣
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