
🇬🇧 bullshitting my way through life 🇱🇾 #Rise up ✝️
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(O)Kay retweeted
they take bodies off hospitals. McDonalds have contracts with hospitals and are allowed 6% human meat in their products. I know lots of ppl just won't believe it or even look into it. that's fine. I'm not pressuring anyone to believe me.
The sex symbol of the ’90s. Samantha Janus - Eurovision at 18, #21 on FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World, on air 16 weeks straight in 4 different shows. $400,000 a year at her peak and $1.5 million in the bank today. And in 1998 a late-night host looked her in the eye on live TV and said: “You look hot - take it off.”
It was 1998, and she was everywhere. “Game On” had made her the face of every lad’s mag in Britain. FHM put her in the top 21 sexiest women on the planet. Seven years earlier she had sung for the UK at Eurovision as a teenager. Then she walked into a late-night chat show - and the host had zero interest in her career.
He asked if she owned a spanking shop in Soho.
He asked her to fall down the stairs. She did.
He asked about her feud with her best friend Denise Van Outen - the one every tabloid in the country was writing about.
Her answer: it was fake. “We were trying to manipulate press stories.” They invented it together. The press fell for every word.
16 weeks on air. 4 shows at once. A top-21 FHM ranking.
And the interview still ended with “You look hot - take it off.”
Nine years later she joined EastEnders and stayed for a decade. She played Eggsy’s mum in Kingsman and starred in the West End. Today she goes by Samantha Womack, with $1.5 million in savings - and almost nobody remembers the night she played the British press and won.
Would you take it off?
(O)Kay retweeted
Replying to @sapphyreblayze
Interesting to see 10 and a half as the price. Russell Brand got the exact same.
(O)Kay retweeted
RIP Sean Lock you would’ve loved Russell Brand and David Williams getting outed as sexual predators
(O)Kay retweeted
Russell Brand was wanking men off in toilets for MTV at the age of 25 while on drugs.
@TRobinsonNewEra reaction is hilarious.
Replying to @Dommm1996 @elsaisover
bro’s the dexter of the catfishing world
(O)Kay retweeted
Replying to @ffsSpooky
Look, I said I’ll be over to do your flooring when I get time, alright?
(O)Kay retweeted
Replying to @FormallyChuck
Let's not overlook Alan awake 2 here, can't wait for Alan Asleep
(O)Kay retweeted
The don knew
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
(O)Kay retweeted
Replying to @TimmyUk
oh no Timmy collapsed! 😫 kiss of life! 😘chest compressions! 💉 rub him belly!😋 save Timmy! 😟🚑🚑🚑🚨🚨
(O)Kay retweeted
Sky News is reporting that several members of Kneecap have allegedly been using SLAPPs to silence accusations of sexual violence.
So now we have Kneecap, Russel Brand, and Lizzo. All celebrities accused of misconduct, all celebrities who thought using Palestine as a shield would silence their accusers.
This is the sick consequence of the West turning a conflict in the Middle East into a moral superiority contest.























