about to order a couple of these as i don’t feel like doing laundry lately

hey siri, remind me to buy the thing tomorrow

a guy who has wet wipes in his car

look at this

they served me chicken pussy

i’m sorry officer but i’m late for my burping class and i’m the teacher

my pinky finger is useless, i could live without it, wouldn’t even notice

when women call you gross it means you’re normal

she got that fefe

hands don’t exist, what are you eating this with?

probably at least half of the people at my park call this park their park as well

watching tv

girls be like: that feeling when new makeup stuff and nails boys be like: that feeling when you get turkey slices at the store