@fign3wtons

23 l Jesus was a Capricorn

Joined October 2016
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Alicia Keys for Vogue Italia Absolutely stunning
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I can’t fucking breathe what is the context
The random age regression at the end of the video
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The basement yard being the only ethical white guys who love their wives podcast left . Knock on wood .
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When has this ever been a rule ? It’s not like it’s pirated material on there
Don't post an ao3 link publically on twt????? Make a prive or tell ppl to dm u idk like isn't that the whole rule to keep it off public spaces 🫩🫩🫩
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Louis Vuitton nurses for S/S 2008
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I kind of have no sense of consequences because everything somehow works out for me
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Black hair dye is 10min away bye purple it’s been real
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It’s always hilarious when the husband hides his face for “privacy” while neither parent has any concern for their children’s faces being plastered all over the internet
buddy hiding his face he just know he’s ass
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Love Luca but he couldn’t do die my love and u don’t understand that film or his work if u think that sorry
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I’m beautiful but it’s meaningless
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Culpar al feminismo de la infelicidad del hombre moderno es admitir que su felicidad dependía de la sumisión/opresión femenina
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The concept of being nitpicky over someone who’s funnier than you getting their props
Eddie Murphy Calls Out Jerry Seinfeld for Saying Bernie Mac Was the Best Comedian He’d Ever Seen And Couldn’t Believe He Put Him on Comedy’s Mount Rushmore Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to object, but I am a huge fan of Bernie Mac. I love Bernie Mac.” “I told you, I thought Bernie Mac was one of the funniest to me.” Eddie Murphy: “No, no, no. You didn’t say ‘one of.’ You said you thought he was the best that you’d ever seen do it.” “I said, I love Bernie, but the best? If you told anyone else that you thought he was the best, they would go, ‘Really?’” “We were doing our comic Mount Rushmore. We were saying, which comedians would be on Mount Rushmore?” “We were saying, like, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce… and then he goes, ‘Bernie Mac!’ And I’m like, what the fuck?” “And I love Bernie, but on Mount Rushmore? That’s…”
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The way this is exactly the type of skit I wanna see from them
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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Here her grown ass was 22 laughing at her racist tweets and calling em funny so I better not see no bastard talmbout “she was a kid and didn’t know better”
An old tweet from Slayyyter has resurfaced online.
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What are u learning that wasn’t known already
I think it’s important to have a few male friends as a woman. You learn so much lol.
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He’s bisexual
That Pink Matter song by Frank Ocean will always blow my mind, cuz that nigga is gay & made a song about how good pussy is. That’s like an actual anomaly.
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