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@figsae

horror enjoyer & repentant blonde 🧡🤍🩷

Joined December 2021
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iraq veteran coworker tried to bitch me out today because he got pissy I told him not to do some bullshit #trust I put him in his place and then some. woke is back bitch watch it
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you have clinical ptsd from going to kill people in the middle east I have clinical ptsd from this very workplace. can’t evennn touch me brother
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told my middle school counselor that someone wrote dyke on my locker and she said "well, are you?" and never investigated it further
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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they’re saying santa’s going to be a butch lesbian this year now
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my mom out-woking many
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'In 1860, an enslaved man named Sheppard Peek was listed among the possessions of William Peek. His value was placed at $1400. More than a century and a half later, Sheppard’s great-great-granddaughter, Keisha Lance Bottoms, was elected governor of GA' ajc.com/politics/2026/11/kei…
Keisha Lance Bottoms and the long road from Crawfordville to Governor’s Mansion

Keisha Lance Bottoms and the long road from Crawfordville to Governor’s Mansion

More than 160 years after her ancestors were enslaved in Georgia, the former Atlanta mayor has made history as the first Black woman elected governor.

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throwing ass pls don’t let me hear mike minogue’s name ever again as long as I live bro
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massachusetts has re-elected the wee lesbian!!
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We’re renaming it the Gulf of Ruthkanda
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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obv
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Vance showing this QRT to Trump in a huffy mood and Trump just nods and goes “he did a good job. I never noticed someone had to do that.”
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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Dangerous and rabid wildlife have invaded the streets of Somerville, Massachusetts
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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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Them: You made your bed now lay in it Me: Ok this is literally my favorite thing to do
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Micha@kuromiumiuNov 2
Congratulations to stylist Nara Kim on her wedding! She and her wife held their wedding in a traditional korean rice field and it was absolutely stunning🥺
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beautiful lady who was so polite to trick or treaters and let little kids give her gentle pats :3
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if you’re pure of heart you know that shelly’s “james is still cool. he’s always been cool” in twin peaks the return is unironically one of the most beautiful lines in the history of television writing
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the first girl I ever went down on had the third pic framed and hanging above her headboard #FunFact
ཐི♡ཋྀ (@gobIinarchive) profile pictureཐི♡ཋྀ@gobIinarchiveNov 2
“star wars couture” april 1999, by irving penn
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people love to be mean and weird until you’re meaner and weirder. now everybody’s crying
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