🍤 ┊ QUIT CALLIN’ ME A S͟H͟R͟I͟M͟P.ᐟ

ᅠ ` 💧┊ xn--THEWATERBOY-cc3hf.xn--6i… ᅠ

/ interactions please 😭😭😭😭

for your information, he just put some fucking deodorant on his balls smell delicious.

. . .would the spy prefer to lick them for him?

he wishes he could lick his own balls like a dog, y’know?

. . .m-mad at him why?

sitting on the library floor, legs outstretched as his eyes focused on the incredibly large book opened in his lap.

thought he smelled somethin’. . .

whenever he misses @cultszeus, he just smells one of his socks and pouts until he comes home.

ᅠ soooo. . . given the fact that drew will temporarily lose his ability to walk by the by the time ( the reader ) is done, can he stay over? 🤲🏻🥹 ᅠ teapaw.org/BigXBadXBro/status/174…

giving a gentle shrug, he’d loosen his grip around zweig’s chest, before moving to take a seat in his lap. “hobbies are fun, and annoyin’ the shit outta you is fun, so therefore. . .” smooching his nose, “. . .it’s a hobby!”

ᅠ . . .is ( the reader ) gonna put it in or not? ‘cuz he’s got shit do do. ᅠ

playing with a hockey stick in the locker room, under the assumption that he was by himself.

“right here?” shrugging, before patting his lap, a mischievous smirk forming on his features.

blushing a bit, drew would hop up on the desk. “that’s exactly what i’m doing.” he quipped.

he hates changin’ in the locker room. 🥺

“are ya’ just sitting at your desk doin’ nothing?” letting out a short laugh.

“. . .wanna take a break?” he asked.