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limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! #bitcoin #art

Joined February 2015
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I’ve attended more VC meetings than college semesters
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Boy do I have news for you.
There should be a YC/venture capital for really bad founders Give money to the absolute retards and see what they do with it Paralympics type shit
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The way he’s reading the defensive set up is a thing of beauty Bring back QB development
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Congratulations to all the @f1 teams today without a special shoutout to our man ⁦@OllieBearman⁩ , has been a hell of a weekend . In response to ⁦@solsticemonk⁩ … how’s this 8th.io/4zr2d
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It gets to a point Disrupt an industry Sell the company Buy a ranch Build a family Eat healthy Remove dopamine Learn to LIVE
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Fire bender 🤝 St. Martin
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Replying to @X
@x @support pls help my account @crypto_gatsbyy was hacked 3 weeks ago, i’ve submitted countless proof (including screenshots, invoices, etc)
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Imagine explaining to someone that they need to: ❌ Download Phantom ❌ Write down 12 random words ❌ Copy/paste 42-character addresses Or just tell them: ✅ Text a phone number We're building SMS banking onchain because money should move as easy as sending a text 📱💸
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3 devs 2 weeks of sprint 1 obsessed intern 0 disappointed users @solanamobile we're coming for you we just submitted for the solana mobile hackathon 🚢
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Xelio allows you to send stables like USDC without internet No need to have mesh networks either
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new pfp, who dis
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and you can just send money to their phone number no app downloads no internet & get this — with @xelio_xyz your transactions are FREE!
it's a self-custody wallet specifically built for Solana @solflare is faster, cheaper and safer you can download Solflare in the app, playstore or browser extension
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We’re proud to announce that Xelio placed second in the local Germany track! A huge thanks to @SuperteamDE for organizing the build station and demo day! Equally as thankful to @commerzbank for trusting the vision and helping us get one step closer to bringing the next billion SMS micro-transactions on chain 🤝
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We’ve solved this issue: - SMS transactions (no stupid UI to navigate) - 0 fee transfers - Direct Crypto to cash off-ramps at local cash providers (fully regulated & lowest fees on the market) Unlike all the other “banking solutions” we took the time to learn from the market; working locally with people in over 20 different states and truly addressing the root issue Xelio is the way
You raised $5M for a crypto payment startup “banking the unbanked.” But 2.7M+ Nigerians hold $198M in crypto, and still can’t use it to pay for ChatGPT. In Ghana, 65,000 users hold >$7M, but they can’t access Twitter Premium, Notion, or Udemy using crypto payments. This isn’t a tech gap. It’s an arrogant disconnect. You built crypto payments for panel slides, not for people. For an SF VC applause, not Lagos survival. Crypto payments aren’t slow to adopt because it’s too early, it’s because they’re incorrectly aimed at markets with a lesser pain. Ever tried subscribing to X Premium in Nigeria? If your card works, and that’s a big if, you’ll pay 5x the local rate, through a shady third party that charges like it’s brain surgery. UX isn’t the problem. Empathy is. Try sending a $50 stablecoin payment. Watch the recipient: • Pray their wallet syncs • Dodge scam tokens • Pay $7 in gas • Then beg a P2P merchant for fiat All while you post about “global inclusion.” Let’s be clear: Stablecoins didn’t hit PMF. They hit PR. You’re checking boxes: ✔ “Add on-ramp” ✔ “Partner with @moonpay ✔ “Enable crypto payments” But ask yourself: Who’s paying? Not Americans. They’re using Apple Pay. Not Europeans. They’re defaulting to Klarna. And not the emerging markets you say you’re building for because they’re locked out by design. Crypto doesn’t have a UX problem. It has a class problem. A care problem. You’re solving for conference clout, not the chaos of real-world payments. And here’s the kicker: Regulation isn’t the only blocker. Design is. The unbanked don’t need more decks. They need delivery. You want to “help brands accept crypto”? Cool. But who’s paying with it? Because it’s not me. Not easily. Not affordably. Paypal still doesn’t work in Nigeria. Off-ramps charge a limb. And most wallets feel like algebra. I’ve seen founders chasing 0.2% yield in markets that already have Stripe while ignoring $10B+ in demand from people desperate to pay 5% fee for payment rails. You didn’t build for the unbanked. You built for the banked, just with tokens. So here’s the question that should haunt you: Are you building crypto payments for the real world, or just role-playing fintech on the conference circuit? Because crypto payments won’t be judged by its market cap. It’ll be judged by adoption and the biggest user base in crypto, who is currently left behind. The unbanked don’t need your promises. They need your product. Now go build one.
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🚀 Big News: XELIO x Para 💫 We’re excited to announce that @xelio_xyz is collaborating with @get_para on wallet creation– ensuring our users experience the absolute safest and fastest transactions over SMS
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Solana Co-Founder Approved! Xelio is revolutionizing SMS banking forever
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Our mission is quite simple, provide the most value to our users! Less than 24 hours left in the Colosseum hackathon, keep shipping!
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yes ✅ yes ✅ and ... yes ✅
pro tip: build for non-crypto native people 99% of people aren't used to wallets, seed phrases or jargon they want apps that work, feel familiar and don’t make them think
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Need to send money back home to Nigeria ? Xelio is the solution! The fastest and most secure way to transact between continents! Go cross boarder with no bank account or wifi required to execute transactions!
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And we was together since 3 years And uh, I was not even cheating on her or what And Facebook arrived and she wanted me to accept her on Facebook And I don't want it because I was like in front of her And she told me like, "Accept me on Facebook" It was virtual, made no sense
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we can tell 💀
Replying to @didjesusdrop
btw, that bit in the end was recorded in one take
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