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dang… hate that you’ve got a good point

Coulda been N, I guess. Kid grew his hair out all crazy, looks like a banshee…

If I did it got knocked out on the pavement a decade ago. Now I’m just a mechanic with a TBI in a situationship with a serial killer

Promise??????????????????? 🥺

Relaxxxx, I’m just joking. What’s up with you, though? You look like you saw a ghost.

neither are you.

It’s great. Don’t have to dress up at all.

im going as the child left behind

// sorry god mega food poisoning 😭 back now

Hell no, half those lowlifes would have me floating in the irrigation ditch if I did. …I’ve cut breaks for money, though.

debatable

In general…? Or right this minute? If generally… uh, (occasionally) petty crime and fixing cars, mostly. (Petty is generous, frankly.)

Oh, that’s definitely the worse eye, too… I think that’s the one they had to reattach the retina of. (No, it’s the psychological and emotional damage that actually causes him suffering… sometimes the visual of physical damage triggers a vasovagal response, but...)

man I’ve said it before but every time I see little L it’s like seeing the chupacabra eating a goat in your backyard on an ordinary fucking Wednesday

…Yeah, that…makes sense, I guess. (He remembered B saying something about a ‘countdown’ when they were small, but it’s safer not to dwell on that. His skull’s a patch job holding in a unstable enough psyche without that.) And uh… thanks? I think?

Which one first, left or right? I know you pondered it before I came back inside. (0 sense of self preservation. As usual.)

//oh no im hitting the point of the day where my english is soup

oh! a big shit, then. I found a coin that fit the slot on the screw, so I managed anyways. What did you need the screwdriver for anyways?