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nika

@firstdilf

part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.

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Joined November 2020
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i liked the part where nathan fielder got in a different car to show time had passed. I did not like the part where i saw billy’s penis
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i just heard moving forward passport photos must contain an eyebrow or septum piercing
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not only do I have to buy the protein and supplements I have to eat them too. what is this nightmare
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reading banger after banger muttering stupid stupid stupid under my breath bc I didn’t come up with any of them
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my birthday is still really soon by the way if you even care by the way
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is there a simpsons episode for this
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i command you in the name of the people of the islamic republic of texas
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how do they know about my toe
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@TheStudiesGuyNov 4
Doctors are offering a non-surgical, investigational treatment for bent toes at no cost in a hammertoe clinical trial👇 Participants are compensated up to $900 for their study-related time & travel and don’t need insurance

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I cannot put in words the fomo I have from not being at barbs last night. absolutely inexplicable
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if texas is blue that means four more years of employment for maya rudolph
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mr musk may we have our bird back now please
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they’re gonna fire gerry
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everyone in texas looks so gorgeous today
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We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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do i get to pick my new gender or do i have to shake out one of these
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do I need to be fasting for my gender reassignment surgery in the morning
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There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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tesla making hovercraft sound meaning
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