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Anarcho-Marsupialist @guardianaus Self appointed national treasure. Buy my new book Revenge of the Toxic Space Potato! https://xitter.cf/t.co/Z8Wv2byQUg

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It's coming! We're not sure what "it" is but Britain will be ready! theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Britain's Be Ready campaign aims to encourage (frighten?) citizens into preparing for disaster |...

You’ll need food, water, plastic bags, spare stiff upper lips and a shovel

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Kindness! Is it overrated? Is it politically correct or dangerous? We may never know. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Are we done with kindness or is there still a place for it? | First Dog on the Moon

Everything is scary, sad, difficult and dangerous. We are doing our best

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Kindness! Is it overrated? Is it politically correct or dangerous? We may never know. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Are we done with kindness or is there still a place for it? | First Dog on the Moon

Everything is scary, sad, difficult and dangerous. We are doing our best

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Will your tv betray you? Will your refrigerator turn you in? Will you be denounced by your wifi robot vac? Absolutely. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Does your TV know everything about you and is that why it hates you? Probably | First Dog on the...

And is it secretly recording you?!

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Philip Proudfoot
@PhilipProudfootOct 18
oh no, some buildings in France were destroyed
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France! They've had enough and so have I - what are we going to do about it? theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Cost of living getting you down? I have had enough – and so has France | First Dog on the Moon

Democracy doesn’t seem to work, but you can release death and torture upon hundreds of thousands of people and get invited to the White House

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The internet is too awful so... fax machines are back! Yeah! woo theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Is the internet finally unusable? Time to go back to faxes and landlines | First Dog on the Moon

We embraced the internet and then forgot how to do things in the real world

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Donald Trump's televised execution? No not like that. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

How low can the Trump administration go? Many citizens are expressing their horror | First Dog on...

Now we will have televised executions – a glorious patriotic spectacle that sends ‘a message’ to the world

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A state-owned Mamdani style commnist supermarket chain that causes Colesworths to fall into the sea? Yes please! theguardian.com/commentisfre…

A Mamdaniesque state supermarket?! Anything that causes the duopoly to suffer is good for me| First...

I endorse this completely

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ㅅㅃㅃ@bbangbbi05Oct 6
고1때부터 기상알람 이건데 정확히 10초부터 지랄시작돼서 10초전에 일어나서 꺼야함 매일아침이긴장의연속
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Glengyron@glengyronOct 7
Replying to @MildCuthbert
Scientists believe Aussie rock is the only genre in the world that can be improved by AI.
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No legit, this is the way. It's like a magical key that unlocks your ability to THROW AWAY SECOND HAND TUPPERWARE!
Lammy
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Forget "does it spark joy." the ADHD decluttering question is "if a dog peed on this, would i wash it or toss it?" our brains can't measure sentimental value. they can measure gross in half a second. you'll empty a whole drawer before your coffee gets cold.
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jennine
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every day there are many Dr Yasmines slaughtered while headlines continue to be iterations of “I Can’t Leave the House I’m Afraid I’ll See a Watermelon Sticker on A Laptop, We Need to Lock everyone Up. Why Is Everyone Acting Like I Killed A Palestinian I Only Support It”
Gaza Notifications
@gazanoticeOct 3
🚨BREAKING: Israeli forces killed Palestinian academic and Head of the Multimedia Department at the University of Palestine, Dr. Yasmine Khamis Al-Boubou, alongside three other Palestinian women in an Israeli strike on a residential building in western Gaza City.
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What's the go with Albo? Is he doomed and does anyone care anymore? These questions are not answered by this cartoon. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Is Anthony Albanese destined to be the most disappointing prime minister ever? | First Dog on the...

How could this happen?

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It's monjons all the way down! Or is it? Check your marsupial privilege Australia. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Foxes are native animals?! Quolls are an invasive species? When did that happen? | First Dog on the...

Many Australians are uninformed about our adorable native creatures. How could this be? I’ve been banging on about them for years!

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Jeff Lormans@JeffLormansOct 1
This morning someone commented on one of my posts with a link to a site using 'statistics' to prove there is no genocide in Gaza. So I thought I'd repost some of these. It's not about statistics or numbers; it's about war crimes and inhumanity.
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Bogong moths! Are they a sign from god? Probably. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

The bogong moths are back! Perhaps they are a sign that all is not lost | First Dog on the Moon

Remember – these moths are not an inconvenience they are a blessing

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I don't care who the new greens leader is as long as they are an obnoxious jerk who constantly upsets everyone to the right of the various pococks - the greens need a mongrel in charge because (and you may not have heard about this) THE WORLD IS ENDING
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Donald Trump unpopular? Finally! How could this have happened? We may never know. theguardian.com/commentisfre…

Oh no Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unpopular! Surely it must all be over soon | First Dog...

It’s so bad some Republicans are even turning against him – bit late guys but whatever

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Rabbi Jeff
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A Palestinian prisoner who had been in isolation for years recently asked one question: “Is there a ceasefire in Gaza?” Twelve Israeli prison guards entered his cell and tortured him to DEATH in revenge for asking @grok Yes or No
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