I guess we’re doing this.

Pasadena, CA
Joined February 2009
Incredible to witness people not realizing Nathan Fielder is a funny guy
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BREAKING: A baby was born with full facial hair this morning. This has never been seen before in the world
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Patrick Fisackerly retweeted
Who will be Bond? Well, my word, for one.
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Smash Bros announcer: ARCHIE BUNKER! Wii remote speaker: W҉I҉L҉L҉ ҉Y҉O҉U҉ ҉S҉T҉I҉F҉L҉E҉ ҉Y҉O҉U҉R҉S҉E҉L҉F҉?҉?҉
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Replying to @justinbieber
@justinbieber haha. well played. CHUCK NORRIS won American Idol...only using sign language. #FACT
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Patrick Fisackerly retweeted
I know a Jewish director who was barred from working on the show bc they said free 🆓 Palestine on main …so I don’t think it’s that complicated for Erin.
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I love it when people I've never heard of have an affair
cheating is an act of insecurity. just be poly or open, it's 2026.
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Oh, so I guess Danny McBride sucks
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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If you post any photos of your kids dressed up as Ali G for opening weekend don’t forget to add the hashtag #AliGChild
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Just saw a Chase commercial with Drew Barrymore and Kevin Hart that was riffing on Scream, but Drew is blonde for only one shot then just looks like herself, and then at the end she and Kevin make “Wassup” jokes into the voice changer, but that’s Scary Movie, not Scream.
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Drew answers the phone in the Scream kitchen, fully in character, but the rest of the commercial is just her at a Spirit Halloween. How many rounds of notes did this commercial go through
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Weird!
Julia Stiles paid an emotional tribute to the late Heath Ledger on “Dancing With the Stars.” The routine ended with the audio of Stiles reciting the poem she read to him in the movie, as her costars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Larisa Oleynik, Andrew Keegan, Gabrielle Union and Susan May Pratt joined her on the #DWTS ballroom floor. In the video before her dance, she choked up telling Ezra Sousa: “I learned a lot from Heath… It was so easy with him. I have so many great memories. I really wish I could pick up the phone, and be like, ‘Hey dude.'” She added that her response in that scene was real, and she hopes to “recreate the musk for life he had” in that scene. variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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Why did this make people so mad
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Walking into his house and saying “You might want to turn on the TV.”
Matthew Morrison is at a community theater performing a spoken word about how he was almost in 9/11 right now. He still hasn’t heard the news
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Masterpiece, absolutely electric in a theater with a crowd, you gotta go!!
Rejoice. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS is here to stay. Experience the uncensored director’s cut only in theaters: thedevils.movie
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