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Medical tomfoolery of all kind NREMT .🚑 CNA . 🧽 Collecting medical certificates like I collect cats.

Lexington Ky
Joined October 2019
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This Twitch streamer ran out with a rifle after hearing a drive-by shooting outside
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🚨 BREAKING: Republican operative Aiden Rowan has been arrested for ballot fraud in the 2026 midterms.
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Remember you too could be a hot girl or boy if you vote blue 🫡 #titsout4talarico
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Dudes whole campaign was getting an endorsement from the pedo Cheeto in the White House ,edgy one liners that sound good on the surface but has no real substance and “ Heheheh she’s fat jokes” …
Republican candidate Brandon Herrera: “We’re not a democracy. We’re a republic. A lot of the Democrats want to say, you know, ‘protect our democracy.’ We never had one.”
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SHARIA LAW EVERYWHERE MANDATORY SEX CHANGE FOR MINORS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET DOUBLE PAY
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Discussing the blue wave with the boys
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Vote blue if you know where the clit is
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Texas Is Blue
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new faces around here so let me just remind yall: - fuck ice - fuck trump - fuck israel - fuck homophobes - fuck transphobes - fuck racists - fuck ai
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My entire feed is Liberal baddies with massive honkers voting today God bless America, the land of Democracy and Big Boobies
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Let's make America feel like this again.
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I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN IN A LONG LONG *L O N G* TIME
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if u voted blue ur hot
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Big news out of Texas tonight
🤖 Made with AI
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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Sandy Hook’s children would’ve been voting in their first midterm today.
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yalls better not fumble the bag or well never have another chance
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This makes me tear up
Voters in Minnesota are leaving their 'I Voted' stickers at the memorials of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, the two Minnesotans shot and killed by ICE. (via @MinnPost)
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Telepathically eating out every hottie that voted blue today
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I’m libbing the fuck out right now
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