I’m 4’8

I spent $43 in 1 month on an app game. I am no better than an iPad baby 🫤

I’m so sensitive and sweet and angry and misunderstood

it hurts my feelings more than it should when a mutual I like breaks mutual

i just got gentle parented by a troon in overwatch fml

Dog

Black people be like I have to walk with a giant stick in case a happy dog tries to lick me .

whenever I’m taller than a guy, I fix my posture to be even taller

I am super late but I thought it was so pretty

The niggers are coming the niggers are coming or whatever Paul Revere said

peak swag

Women will say they don’t have a rape fetish and then say “I just wish he did this for me without me having to ask”

here’s what I would look like if I were black or chinese

“They don’t have a 13th floor because it’s bad luck” Me knowing damn well hotels have goyim energy harvesters on the 13th floor: “oh no way?”

Tweeting that you’re a virgin is 5 bodies

types of people who freak me out: -ppl who pirate movies. I feel like they smell bad -fat ppl who work in food -ppl who heart react w the literal heart emoji -ppl who use cashapp -ppl who say nothingburger -ppl who speak french but aren’t french -ppl who eat sardines