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You're probably looking for another Gary Tyrrell He/him Masthead by @KBSpangler I don't indulge in the paradox of tolerance

Joined March 2009
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Hey, for real: if the coronavirus kills me, I want you clever people to build a catapult (or even a trebuchet) and hurl my body directly at Trump Tower NY. Aim for at least 15 stories up. I want a slow, bloody smear down the facade of that fucker's monument to self-regard.
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaireβ€”Elon Muskβ€”stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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This might be my last tweet ever given the way this hellsite has devolved but I'ma wish @jonrosenberg, my co-birthdayist, a very happy one. He's 50, so basically dead.
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Today's randomly-displayed @Achewood strip: The Bead Shop YES
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TWO webcomics references to the Kentucky Meat Shower today COINCIDENCE? Or are @xkcd and @ryanqnorth messing with us?
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Just jumped out of a perfectly good airplane. How's your day?
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So apparently my @Reddit account, which was not logged in and which I've posted maybe ten times to about fountain pens, was permanently banned for somehow violating content policies No notice, no appeal Given how the CEO is determined to sink the site, guess that's it for me
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Replying to @FuSchmu
@FuSchmu, I feel like this place was made for you
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Okay! Cool! Good way to kill an hour Lunchtime
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About to go to the Ghibli Museum *and* Screamy Orange Grandpa gets indicted for big boy federal crimes? This is the best day ever.
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What the heck, @duolingo? Got the message today that you redesigned my course (Japanese) and "moved me along" the progress track. You moved me from Section 2, Unit 7 back to Section 1, Unit 3. This is not progress.
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Oh hell yes, @ZachWeiner and @Bouletcorp's latest, career high with for both of them Been waiting to have a physical copy of this for a YEAR
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It was New England Webcomics Weekend when I joined this hellsite. Long, strange time since. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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At the Smithsonian natural history museum, Washington DC cc: @xkcd, @RosemaryMosco
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRHJnt… Dropped my jaw when I first saw it
What are examples in any form of media where a "brilliant song/painting/play/etc" within the story is actually as good as the characters act like it is? Note: NOT the same as just "I liked it". It needs to actually fully match its fictional reputation
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