Breaking the silence of dolphins everywhere, on Twitter.
I goes where I likes.
Joined March 2011
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Looking for some good tilapia recipes. My doctor says I need to lay off the swordfish. #thingsthatpissmeoff
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On way to Key West for weekend w/the boys. Humans,just bc we come by your beach DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT TO SWIM WITH YOU #thingsthatpissmeoff
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@TwitterWhale Just wondering why you picked a whale and not a dolphin..We're smarter. No really.
The boys and I will be exclusive sponsors of #TonyHayward yacht #aprilfools We'll actually eat you if you ever fall in the ocean mofo
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@CoryBooker We would suggest lots of swimming and a diet based around fish to stay fit. Keeps our dorsal fin lookin nice! #letsmove
Had calamari for dinner. Got some dirty looks from some vegan dolphins from SoCo. Like I care. #gohomehippies
@rainnwilson Who would win in a fight: a black bear or a dolphin? Trick question - of course a dolphin would.
Jesus Christ they let this carney back in the tank: Killer whale returns to SeaWorld show - http://bit.ly/dVJibf #cnn
Waiting for our Joe Barton apology...until then, we would recommend he avoid paddle boats for Cherry Blossom weekend: http://tiny.cc/i8av2
Just took me 40 mins to dislodge a styrofoam cup from my blowhole WHICH I USE TO BREATHE. Styrofoam in the Potomac? #lookingatyouBoehner
Here's something I've never understood about your men: t-shirts and ski hats. Either it's t-shirt weather or it's ski hat weather. Not both
Surround the bastard and then head butt him out of the water. Works every time. Idiots never see it coming.
Saw the President's speech on Libya. Suggest you deal with Gaddafi the way we deal with a Great White Sharks.
We figured since all the lesser species (pandas, Sarah Palin) are sharing their thoughts, we dolphins should deign to enlighten you as well.
But since you people like to get your information in 140 character pieces, the boys and I decided to sign up for a Twitter.