Techops Engineer, SQL DBA, Cryptocurrency Enthusiast, 3D printing hobbiest. Lego addict. Lover, NOT fighter

Westbury, Wiltshire, England
Joined May 2008
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🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump told the UN that he’s changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says that all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI" (LOL!) 🤣
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Replying to @ChukwujikeMGB
I have nothing to tell you about sport. Sorry!
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Replying to @CountBinface
@CountBinface If I moved to Clacton now, how long would it be before I could nominate you? If only they had affordable housing!
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@KellyParker7920 Oh, I see. Thank you for your service. Next time “you” can have more of your brave men and women killed.
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Save 10% on your purchase from @floaty1970 using the code SAVE10! Shop @floaty1970's livestream on 14/07/25 at 19:30 PST only on Whatnot: whatnot.com/live/144ed296-ce…
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Replying to @CygnusTweets
Happy Birthday Tom. My first hero. Wishing you many more
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#StormEowyn Someone at the Met Office is a Tolkien fan 😛
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Despite what you may have heard, it IS possible to polish a turn. It takes liquid nitrogen and a large can of “Mr Sheen”. You’re welcome 😇
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Replying to @Sandford_Police
… with every pack of Kellogg Cornflakes!
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I’m sitting watching Thunderbirds, and it takes me back to watching it as a boy with my Dad. Xmas without him isn’t the same, but at least I have fond memories. Standby for Action 2 was FAB too! Thanks Dad, thanks Gerry Anderson. Thanks @ImJamieAnderson #CheersGerryAnderson
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Replying to @JonathanPieNews
The story as I heard it was “ Gregg’s savouries are unbeatable,”but maybe it was “Greg’s aunty’s vag is uneatable”. Any of these could be true.
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Replying to @CarletonHandley
Loved that game and still play the arcade version (badly) now. Boy, I sure could use a donut!
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Crowdstrike Analysis: It was a NULL pointer from the memory unsafe C++ language. Since I am a professional C++ programmer, let me decode this stack trace dump for you.
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Floaty/Floaty_1970 retweeted
Meanwhile at Microsoft headquarters.. 😅
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I just won 8 Octopoints on the @OctopusEnergy Wheel of Fortune! #BlessedByTheWheel
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Floaty/Floaty_1970 retweeted
When Kurt Russell was a kid, he worked with Charles Bronson. On discovering it was Bronson's birthday, Russell gave him a gift. Bronson took the gift and left without a word, leaving Russell worried he had upset him. Later, Bronson called Russell to his dressing room and quietly said he had never received a birthday gift before. Bronson grew up very poor, with fourteen siblings, and worked in mines from a young age, never completing school or experiencing much kindness. Bronson was touched by Russell's gesture. He later gifted Russell a skateboard for his birthday, and they became lifelong friends.
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