@floorhusband

retired gamer. code writer. music enjoyer.

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floorhusband.com
Joined January 2013
  • Tweets4.3K
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me as a husband
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miss miami 🎧@grlbutt9h
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 24
the sexual tension between me and this subtweet about you
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floorhusband@floorhusbandOct 5
why isn't it about me
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTDSep 20
I FEEL LIKE A SKIPPABLE AD RIGHT NOW.
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTDOct 25
THEY’RE KILLING ME TOMORROW CAUSE I ASKED NICELY
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rabid dog@unrequietOct 24
peoples change of pace with me fucks me up so bad
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rabid dog@unrequietOct 24
what if hypothetically i needed you
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ᥫ᭡ˊ˗@lammoursOct 22
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1010@wetsentenceOct 23
in a world Without a proper playmate
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 22
ok well i'm kissing your rib cage
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If you disassembled and disconnected all the wires in my brain, do you think you'd know how to put it back together?
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notes app@pomegranat3seedOct 23
i am soooooooo protected
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ؘ@delenathinkersMay 24
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ㅤ@illegalc1vOct 22
Tell me something good baby
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dana@tosssiciOct 21
im an oomf you can hold IRL
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what is my purpose
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👩‍💻@weirdassfishesOct 22
I am so kind
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Vivian@perlucidumSep 20
guy who hasn’t stopped thinking about you for 16 hours straight: no worries if not
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rabid dog@unrequietOct 23
who up feeling washed and left out to dry
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