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 Chicago, IL
Joined December 2014
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why did the chicken cross the bone? to get to the street on the other bone chinchen wing #money #🤣😂🤣🤣😂
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gonna start calling my girlfriend my home crush
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we dropping xanax tabs in a tim hortons straight nodding off
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about 4 to 5 days ago i remember
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10 reasons why canadians should keep their happy camper asses up north A Thread 🧵
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i hope i have 20 caps on me when i crumble to dust
kunk (@gunk4188) profile picturekunk@gunk4188Oct 18
The only blue collar jobs that actually make enough to somewhat justify the mythology around them are ones where you run a significant risk of this happening to you
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monkey see monkey do? monkey pee monkey poo. it's all monkey business.
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yes hi i'd like 2 orders of the hm and one small step for man, with a side salad
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yeah, my first check will be spent at a bar. am i being avoidant or considerate by letting these sleeping dogs lie
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had a dream about a movie theater that was showing the movie as a twitch stream and when they hit the donation goal, alarms went off and the police came. for some reason i had a police car and the actual police did not like that so they killed me and destroyed the car. fun times.
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it's gonna take all the yellowtail in the Tsukiji fish market just to put a finger in this dike
Squiggly Hair Shanks (@redhairshanks86) profile pictureSquiggly Hair Shanks
@redhairshanks86May 21
bruv, give this number in USD there isn't a single person in the world - except for 1.5 billion people - who know how much that number is could be billions, could be a trillion, i just don't know bc no one speak YUAN here
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i guess i memorized one hundred digits of pi
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guys look what i can do 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862
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shipping hashish, flipping straight gas. smoking mariposa toe ticklers in arizona
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has anyone seen the new daredevil
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Smiling Friends was that level of funny that it would genuinely piss you off knowing you could never be as funny as it I'm gonna miss this show man, thank you to everyone who worked on it for inspiring myself and many others in comedic animation
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it's chicago full stop no takebacksies actually it's tip 3 LA NYC CHI that's gotta be it i'm not biased
Schaffrillas (@Schaffrillas) profile pictureSchaffrillas@SchaffrillasFeb 26
What’s the US’s “fourth” city. NYC, LA, and Wilmington Delaware are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, or maybe Reading PA
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FUCK PARAMOUNT
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fuck it all these people don't know shit
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