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@fluentdynamics

34 happily married MDNI

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Joined May 2016
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When I open the fridge my Baja Blast whispers, “Crack me, bro. You know you want to.”
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paige@paige_on_twtSep 14
France weaponised homophobia to create anti smoking ads (2010) But the french are all faggots and it clearly didn’t work
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o olhar de quem já sabia que ia sentir saudade desse momento
paul mccartney banana ex paul mccartney loiro (@ontheone909) profile picturepaul mccartney banana ex paul mccartney loiro@ontheone909Sep 14
we were playing for no one on top of the world
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A real lover wouldn’t ask this question.
Carla🌙 (@aliceesweett) profile pictureCarla🌙@aliceesweettSep 13
Kissing after oral sex ? Yes or no?
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Being an introverted yapper is hard because ... yeah no, I don't want to talk to people, but if you unlock the premium subscription, hoo boy. You will realize I have a PhD in Yappology and you are about to hear my dissertation.
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can we stop normalizing heterosexuality
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silvtuns@claiOceanSep 13
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Palestine genocide is nothing more than a trend to these people.
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ׄ@horsieysSep 12
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Inglourious Basterds (@jessermanf) profile pictureInglourious Basterds@jessermanfSep 11
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"moot is 35" "ew 28 looking for moots" "why are you x age and on twt" did humans stop aging at 17? hello did i miss something
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۪@fakepilledSep 8
who up and want this little ass dick
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The deku tree seriously sent an actual toddler who drinks apple sauce pouches for dinner out to kill the devil😭
☆ adri ⁝ zelda movie army (@ifairyboy) profile picture☆ adri ⁝ zelda movie army@ifairyboySep 8
EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS SO BABY CODED EVEN EPONA 😭😭😭😭 I CANT DO THIS THEY ARE SO CUTEEE
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a@an4ny4Sep 8
I don’t believe men have the capability to fall in love again and again, I think they fall in love once, fuck it up, and never really feel love again
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SHE SAID YES!!! (I asked her if I was bothering her)
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Fuck it. Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.
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🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10 hours, and later told the family; through a fake “lawyer,” that he was dead. Turns out, ICE quietly transferred him through a Minnesota detention center and dumped him in Guatemala, a country he has zero ties to. There’s no deportation paperwork, no public record. His family only found him alive after relatives in Chile tracked him to a Guatemalan hospital. Leon suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart issues. The DOJ is now under fire, but this is the Trump-era immigration machine still in motion—cruel, unaccountable, and lawless. If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident… They can disappear anyone.
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ages 18 to 24 are weird. some friends can’t drive, some are still virgins, some are dating, some are getting married, some already have kids, and some still need to ask their parents if they can stay out after 10 pm
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Nietzsche, type of vibe I'm on
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