I want to win tickets to @GreenDay @SmashingPumpkin @Rancid & The Linda Lindas from @Indie88Toronto! You can too: bit.ly/1flGoBz

Everytime I say I want nothing for Christmas or my Birthday it's really me saying I want the 7541 piece Lego millennium falcon set. So ashamed none of you have caught on yet...

Fuck you Spotify. That is all. Have a good day.

If the venue is asking for a % of your merch sales, ask for a % of the bar sales. If they say no, let the crowd know merch is being sold outside on the sidewalk. 😁

Hey @blink182 if work sucks, and you know... Why you making us work 3x overtime to afford tickets?

I should start an MCR cover band with the homies called "My Chemical Bromance"

I'm sick of the phrase "man up" You wanna cancel something? Let's cancel that. Men's mental health is always grossly overlooked.

Where are the truck conceys at now? Since they care so deeply about people being stripped of their rights I reckon they're planning something big... Right?... Anyone?... Bueller...?

Dear whoever invented plastic wrap, Who hurt you?

Living in Canada is like living above a meth lab

Mixing sound tonight at a gig. After this band's first song, the drummer asked for less of everything in his monitor, but more vocal. The only thing ever in his monitor was vocal...

Some parents force their kids to play piano, or guitar... But never bass. I'm forcing all my kids to play bass. Don't care if I have 1, or 5. They're not allowed to go out and play until I hear some fucking YYZ. I will end this bassist shortage.

Cut us some slack we just got some election results we truly all didn't need... @fordnation

Here goes another round of @fordnation. We told you idiots to #VoteForTheRPC

How many foos does one gotta fight to know what an everlong is? @foofighters

Don't ever associate shame with vulnerability