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@fofoquerida
 Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2011
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I’m not particularly into astrology, but allow me to tell you that there is nothing more damning at a Brooklyn house party than being introduced as a “total Gemini”
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The Cuomo Admin Death Spiral
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Replying to @_anupa
this shit took me forever
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how it feels knowing i might actually get to live in mamdani’s new york
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Trump pronouncing Mamdani like Obamna
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bet this hits so hard if you can't do division
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BREAKING: Elon Musk calls for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) remaining account balance of $711,586,678.00 to be returned to the American taxpayers.
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The Adam’s Admin Death Spiral
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The Cuomo Admin Death Spiral
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ok so I clicked a phishing email. and now I’m in trouble for what? being too trusting? too unconditionally loving? too open to the universe’s surprises?
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Happy Hispanic Heritage Month
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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train
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Me tryna to convince my friends to smoke a cig w me outside
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Telenovela ass month in American politics
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We gotta bring more attention to the shallot
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i was in the 212 if u even give a shit or damn
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Enough. Everyone knows the female equivalent of the Roman Empire is the 2020 Bon Appétit Meltdown.
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Everyone wants to live in a prewar building with charming details but no one wants to do the hard work (sealing cracks in floorboards and baseboards with clear packing tape so insects stop infiltrating)
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Make them battle
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State Fair pro tip: You don’t want to miss the Minnesota firefighters at the @MNAFLCIO.
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Vivek giving major Debate Club villain energy
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I’m spying on all of you on Venmo and drawing conclusions
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who up self diagnosing
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