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I take my dog on ONE short walk because she was purposefully holding out on pooping and I could tell and now this dumb dog refuses to poop in the YARD that I moved for specifically.
I caaaaant
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This is an issue this year because Christmas Day we already get off and I just have to choose a day within that week hahaah
Our company gives everyone one paid day off on their birthday.
The coworker who sits opposite me was born on 29 February.
For three years in a row, his birthday didn't appear on the calendar.
HR never gave him a day, because the date didn't exist.
He never complained.
Then a leap year arrived.
On 1 February, he submitted a leave request for four days.
The note said, "Three missed birthdays, plus this one."
HR walked over to his desk holding a printout.
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This was the kind of stuff that gave me nightmares because of work. Like this tour was mine before I quit 😅😅😅😅😅
Anoche el camarógrafo de KAROL G salió volando y tuvo un horrible accidente, fuentes cercanas a la reggaetonera de Medellín afirman que la persona sufrió fracturas en sus dos piernas
Karol G vio el accidente y no hizo nada, qué opinan?
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I NEED the video of Joe screaming during Waffle House and the reaction of Nick and Kevin because that was hilarious
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I stopped at Ulta because I felt naked without them and they didn’t have my usual eyelids wispies so I tried others and I hate them!!!
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