After being vilified our entire fucking life whether it’s “killing an industry..” or eating too much goddamn avocado toast millennials have come to the rescue AGAIN
And let it be KNOWN that there is NO reaching across the aisle. Don’t go flipping on us now!! Idgaf if you BURN that red hat—we’ll know.
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Pulling Ronald Reagan’s corpse out of the ground and teabagging his skull
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how it feels living in louisiana and watching other red states flip blue
Please Whatever U Do DON’T Forget All The Muthaf*ckas Who Proudly Help Elect The Guy In The White House! After Tonight They’ll Want U To Forget & Act Like It Never Happened. Remember The Names & Faces. B/c Two Years Ago They All Held It With A Badge Of Honor! I’ll NEVER Forget!!
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Omg I have had it with celebrity photoshoots masquerading as Halloween! So you hired a team! Decided to be hot in a different font! Yawn!
And when it comes to #Carrie being named a villain i am 😴 because every one did indeed HAVE to die unfortunately.
No one-
Absolutely no one on this planet-
My brain randomly at 2:17am on a Saturday night: hey remember that time you went to FCCLA regionals in St Louis and #calebhearon was there???
Oh Macks gottem SHAKIN IN THEIR BOOTS
Matthew Lillard says he is embarrassed to have returned for ‘SCREAM 7’ after Spyglass fired Melissa Barrera for speaking out about the genocide in Palestine.
“It’s really fucking bullshit, really hard and she’s on the right side of history… I’m embarrassed, that’s the truth, I blew that. I’m on the wrong side of history for that. I still like being in the movie [but] it may not have been the best idea.”
(Source: ew.com/matthew-lillard-feels…)
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So many victims were gaslit.
On this 25th anniversary of 9/11, NYC acknowledged that prior air quality reports were inaccurate.
Rest in peace Donna Summer💔
AND THIS ONE IS A FUCKIN HIT
(I wanna see what a trio harmony would sound like tho on that last chorus)
I actually cannot do this rn.
Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, reveals that Dolly told her she’d allow her medical team to try experimental drugs on her in the hopes of helping others in the future, even if there was no hope for her:
“She told me recently that if there was no hope for her, she would still allow her medical team to try experimental drugs in the hope of helping others in the future.”
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In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.
She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.
The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.
She handed out the checks herself.
In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.
When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.
You've probably heard that part.
Here's the part you haven't:
The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.
Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.
She built her county an entire hospital.
She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.
In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.
Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.
In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.
And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.
She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.
She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.
Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸























