I know the bottle ain't to blame And I ain't trying to 'Cause it don't make you do a thing It just lets you And when I'm six feet underground I'll need a drink or two And I'll sure miss you

Sometimes I wanna paint the ceiling red with my brain matter then I remember boobs exist and life ain't so bad 🥹

Hard out here for a male lesbian

Sorry for having a painfully average wiener

Them jewish niggas mad fucked up dawg

Hellraiser but the cenobites just do a bunch of mildly annoying things to you for all eternity

Where the weird women at?

Miss her stupid fucking dumper

A cnc lathe would fix me

Need an autistic ass foid stimming on it neurodivergently

*hits blunt* Is this what people with down syndrome feel like all the time?

Need some hairy armpits artfoid to go tarantula mode on my shit

Matcha labubu 67 67 I have fucking aids nigga

Bitches with spider tattoos got the best coochie don't @ me

"I wanna strangle you sometimes" Samesies lol

My bitch got an iron deficiency

You telling me a shrimp sold this crack to the hood?

There is something severely wrong with many of you niggas

Emotionally manipulating fatherless foids

Melodic hardcore type nigga