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Singapore is the Bonnie Blue of Southeast Asia. We are essentially one big money laundering corporation and us sinkies are like the employim happily taking wages for peace and quiet. But there is no peace, we’re choking in smog. Neither is there quiet when we’re crabs in a bucket. Singapore Inc is both the star girl of the KTV as well as the mamasan. A delicate role to balance. Balls must be massaged, lips must be kissed, legs must be spread, all while juggling various suitors. But us Inc workers, we are like the 24/7 chef for the KTV locked in an ever burning kitchen. We are the cleaners picking up condoms and wiping up bodily fluids from VIP rooms. We get our share of the KTV’s profits via wages but do we see the bulk of it? Nope. At least in most brothels the women earn 50%, we take basically of the capital parked in our nation. If the sg government began to clamp down on those responsible for the haze, it would lead to an unraveling of the entire Ponzi. A whore does not ask her patron where the bag of cash comes from. Or where the beautiful Hermes comes from. You take the cash and chuck it into your safe at home. You take the bag and sell it 2nd hand for cash. You don’t ask questions. Balls, taint, anything really as long as the client is clean enough. As long as the yacht is sailing and the booze and food flow, bosh. Keep on sucking the liquidity out. Head down, keep bobbing. No gagging. If Singapore questioned any of this, capital will fly away, quickly. Thus, my fellow Singaporeans, understand this. We are basically 2nd tier citizens to capital. We are like the aged whore in the KTV lounge who was not smart enough to become the mamasan and has transitioned into helper. We are the psychological domestic helpers of our rulers. There is so much dirty money pumping through our city that even Bryan Johnson’s Blueprint protocol could not save us if it were a singular human. We represent the next frontier of Confucianism, I.e. Courtesan Confucianism. We use the best aspects of Confucian conformist society while secretly spreading our loins for capital. Really, we should have Bonnie Blue as both minister of fertility and finance as she will probably know how to solve both issues at once. I highly recommend the PAP consider bringing in her foreign talent to boost our national prospects. I’m tired and need coffee. Lanjiao loves you all!

IS A BLACK MONDAY CRASH COMING TOMORROW? Many people are calling for a crash at tomorrow’s market open for these reasons. - Oil is above $100. - AI perps are crashing. - Bank stocks are dumping. - VIX is at a 4-month high. - Bond yields are surging. - Inflation is running hot. - War and geopolitical uncertainty are rising. - Rumours around the AI fund getting blown out are spreading. And coincidentally, the Black Monday crash in 1987 happened on 19th October, and tomorrow is also 19th October. And here’s what happened during the last Black Monday crash: - The US stock market crashed 22% in a single day, wiping out $500 billion. - Global stock markets lost over $1.7 trillion. - The Fed had to inject liquidity to calm the markets. The last Black Monday crash was caused only by rising rates and trade deficit concerns. This time, the market is a lot more mature, and such a massive crash isn’t possible because of circuit breakers. That doesn’t mean a dump can’t happen, but a full-blown crash like the one in 1987 is a bit extreme.