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Forty year (plus) veteran of Canadian stand up comedy. I didn't just work the road, I'm one of the guys who built it. More info, videos etc at my website.

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Joined June 2009
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk Thought you'd enjoy this. Isn't Ursula the Sea Witch from "The Little Mermaid "? I recall, any bargain made with her always had a hidden catch. And a terrible cost. What's Carney dragging us into? And will Canada be dragged under in the process? #eu @sunlorrie
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Someone should create a TV series based on this summit. They could call it "TRAITORS"! #cdnpoli @RebelNewsOnline @sunlorrie
And there it is. There is no doubt that if the EU said we could become a full member of the EU Carney would be all in. I want nothing to do with this. We are not European.
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Someone should create a TV series based on this summit. They could call it TRAITORS.
If he can do this without any votes He is a defacto dictator Very evil And all u elbows up fucktards get what is coming
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Carney’s heat pump announcement today sure feels like a conflict of interest in my opinion. Enercare, which provides home heating services and heat-pump installations, is owned by Brookfield Infrastructure. This now means a large government funded push in heat-pump adoption could directly expand the market for a Brookfield owned operating business. Brookfield Renewable has been positioning its business around electrification and growing electricity demand, more heat pumps mean more electricity consumption, which should raise some eyebrows due to Carney's strategy to expand Canada's grid and electrify our heating. People need to keep their eye on this announcement and the individuals it benefits.
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My next album is going to be called: "AI stole the jokes that won't get played on @SebastianComedy channel" #aisteals #aistealsjokes #ai #comedy
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I find myself doing a lot of Copy and Paste when I'm posting and commenting on @X I'm the next best thing to a bot. I don't even have a blue checkmark. #deadinternet
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Isn't "Ursula" the sea witch from "The Little Mermaid "? As I recall, an older, but somewhat glamorous and mesmerizing woman up top, concealing slithering tentacles below? As I also recall, making a bargain with her always had a hidden catch. And a terrible cost.
And there you have it. Carney stood in front of cameras and told Canadians this wasn’t happening. He lied. This man can’t be trusted.
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Sometimes it looks like helpful advice on how to to find hate you didn't know existed.
Replying to @bruce_barrett
The Niagara police should be focused on policing and not being offended by harmless jokes.
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What's going to happen when @realDonaldTrump finds out that "America" is a Spanish name given to it by an Italian.? #worldpolitics #trade
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Why Im not worried about another attack. #911 #terror
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To ensure and ENFORCE the Separation of Church (or mosque) and State, ANY government representative who claims to be "religious" should be BARRED from participating in discussions and votes regarding religion, particularly THEIR OWN. We need freedom FROM #RELIGION .
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When fear is a crime. Locking up the "phobics". #Islamophobia #comedy #religion
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There's no deal because the SCRIPT doesnt call for one until Carney has duped Canadians into voting for him again. His missions to destroy Canada and preside over the firesale of our resources. #PropaCanada
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We need to END the money pit / trough that is The Senate. What is needed is an A PARTY AGREEMENT to not appoint any more. Then we can let it / the remaining troughers die off.
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Trying a new relaxation technique. So far, so good. #meditation #relaxation #water #therapy
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Half of the @liberal_party should be in prison. The other half should be in another prison. #cdnpoli
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So glad he's not MY doctor. ME: Dr., did you get the results of my cancer screening ? DR: On the advice of cou cilantro, I decline to answer... #fo #covid #news #pleadthefifth
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Check out the amazing hotel I'm staying at! And it was so much cheaper on @trivago #travel #hotel #comedy
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We should stop referring to @MarkJCarney as Prime Minister and replace that title with the more accurate term "Majority shareholder". #cdnpoli #bailout #corruption
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