I once picked up a male hitchhiker while driving my Miata, top down. I was smoking a cigar. He gets in the car, we take off. Remember, top down.....less than a 1/4 mile in, he asks me to put out the cigar. I pull over immediately and kick him out.
There's a moral there.
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You need to stay in your lane. Don’t you have some pot holes that need fixing?
The way things are going here in California, there’s a 75% chance I wake up tomorrow and Biden is mayor of Los Angeles.
Early Monday morning when the fog begins to lift from the Golden Gate, like angel wings returning to heaven, I’ll be on my way to my heaven on earth. Golf with my eldest son is a very, very rare treat. I’ll breathe in every minute and drink every memory.
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When I lived in Saskatchewan my dog ran away. Three days later I could still see it running😬😂
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I also think all of those people (like myself) that moved out of CA during Covid are looking at this and if there continues to be a one party rule, we will never return. We’ve discovered by accident that there are places that are just as beautiful and the weather is just as nice
Replying to @cynthia_hayes
yeah, this guy cannot get elected for many reasons, the first being we need a GOP leader to sort out our mess and make the necessary financial repairs.
Me to a friend: Todays the anniversary where I once went 11 straight years without a drink of alcohol.
Friend: well, what happened to change that?
Me: I turned 12....
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An 18-year-old girl surprised the man who had been like a father to her for nearly her entire life by presenting him with adoption papers, asking him to officially become her dad.
Me and Geraldine, the Gator, doing post storm cleanup on the golf course. Lots of runs means lots of piles being left in the killing field. Nothing like being retired!
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Best to find a good book and read by the fire whilst drinking a hot cocoa🤎
Stay warm Steve
Sitting down with an afternoon coffee, I burned my lip on the hot liquid.
That never would have happened with wine. Lesson learned.
Welp, had an eye check up and my Asian doctor told me I have a cataract. I had to correct him and tell him I have a Subaru. Despite that little incident, it was the most thorough eye exam I can remember. Diabetic neurotrophy continues!
Funny how this works, but I go to a dog shelter to get a dog and I'm a hero. But if I go to woman's shelter to get a girlfriend, all hell breaks loose.












