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Twitter's favourite Afrikaner.

South Africa
Joined August 2024
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Please read my pinned tweet. 馃檹馃徏
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This account is a monument to my love for my mutuals. 馃挒
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"you're taller than I imagined".
Marlon Brando (Napoleon) and Rite Moreno in the set of D茅sir茅e, 1954
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I think that would cause deafness?
To all Men, Take note on two penetration angles and the location of the G-spot.
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Frederik 馃嚳馃嚘 retweeted
. sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler 鈥擱obert Frost
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Nathan Fielder-style vacillating over which emoji to use when someone says they love me and finally replying with "馃憤馃従".
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Frederik 馃嚳馃嚘 retweeted
The fitness world is one of the most retarded and dysfunctional spheres you could ever imagine. It鈥檚 mostly built on mental illness and insecurity. People who think because they know how to get a six pack they鈥檝e solved the mysteries of the universe. Gimmicks and grifts galore. Levels of criminality not seen anywhere outside of politics but with less intelligence and more violence. It鈥檚 very lucrative selling people on immortality or looking perfect, but it鈥檚 more Dorian Gray than Icarus, it just eats away at the insides. Accelerated deterioration. Deeply incurious, it鈥檚 not about discovery, solutions, or development, but a means to ignore the real problems. I wish I could call it hubris or even hedonism, but it鈥檚 just masturbation on display like a cam whore.
If you鈥檝e paid attention to the fitness influencer sphere for the last decade or so you鈥檒l notice 50% of them have gone clinically insane and many have died from deaths of despair. A lot of SARMS users in particular just post videos of themselves crying now.
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If I lived in America, I would probably have been one of those Republican porn stars.
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The Pope has a very distinctive accent.
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Frederik 馃嚳馃嚘 retweeted
Replying to @fredemonium
I don't want to hear Joe sing "I Will Always Love You".
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Good Lord, the radical left is out for blood.
Former owner of P'Nut, pet squirrel decapitated by NY, is detained by ICE - but husband says arrest is mistake trib.al/7lJomlt
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Frederik 馃嚳馃嚘 retweeted
We got all the good Irish. The UK got all the gypsies.
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"I have never heard anything as ridiculous as this. AOL has not been in existence for decades. Your delusions are as pathetic as your shirtless body, Mark Levin. Do you need help setting up a passkey?"
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What do you folks do when you can't think of interesting things to tweet? Wait, I'm asking the wrong people.
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Frederik 馃嚳馃嚘 retweeted
馃嚭馃嚫 Happy Veterans Day to all who have served. We are forever in your debt. Please enjoy this throwback photo of my Grandfather鈥攁 WW2 Army veteran鈥攊n Egypt (far right, tall and lanky).
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You don't have to call yourself a "dog person" because loving dogs is the default state. It's cat people who have to explain their weird perversion!
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Irish Americans who fought on the Boer side.
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Quickly changing the channel when the Backstreet Boys unbutton their shirts in the music video so they don't "turn" me.
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Frederik 馃嚳馃嚘 retweeted
HELL YEAH! Finally pre-loading my copy of GTA 6!!!
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I refuse to pay taxes to a regime that discriminates against me by making me pay taxes.
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