I have very few interesting stories to tell, so I quip. Things aren’t as bad as they seem — they’re worse. There is no 4th neutrino.
PlusçaChange, CA
Joined November 2011
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Today is freakin’ Werner Herzog’s birthday! I always watch the opening to Conan O’Brien Must Go *every* freakin’ time because Herzog’s narration is da bomb. @ConanOBrien @BenStiller
Thanks man, I now finally know someone who’s won a lottery! 😉🙂 @garystriewski @RandyScottESPN
Whatever year this was how was it not the year @ConanOBrien won PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive?! I mean, COME ON!
Caught this show last night (see what I did there?) at the Bigfork Summer Playhouse in MT. Great fun. Super talented cast nailed some sophisticated song and dance pieces. Great costumes, excellent band/music—what’s not to like? First time attendee; will definitely return!👏🏻🙂👍🏻
Btw, who designed this last OKC play? The court positioning is horrible. @Espngreeny @GetUpESPN
Props to Rhett Evans for playing up the STEAM aspects of the golf endeavor, especially with youth. Good stuff. @damonhackGC @GolfChannel
Hot take hunch: Luka will actually not help the Lakers win a single championship during his stint with the team. Save this tweet? @Espngreeny @GetUpESPN
How much crazy golf (is that redundant?) are we being witness to today? @damonhackGC @chambleebrandel
Holy Mother of God why would I want to live to age 150 in this f’ing place with these f’ing people?!
