Joined March 2018
My cat doesn’t loaf, he… turkeys?
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I miss all my boyfriends equally
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when u have a friend
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very good tree i saw this morning
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me and tony having a glass of candy in bed after our long hard day
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me and tony having a glass of candy in bed after our long hard day
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and friendra
They let you double up on the band merch if you’re bald
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garden salsa sun chip
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i can’t breathe.
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WIIIIITCHHH🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
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if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned
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if i killed myself everyone would probably be like Bruh
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i have this one curse that makes my skin so perfect and beautiful except for there’s always just one giant painful pimple somewhere
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my foster boy so happy he gets to stay one more day
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Every Time I hi
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Guy in front of me in line anywhere: hey this is the first thing I’ve ever done what do I do
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I hope my next boyfriend Likes Me
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anyone else got that one friend that has to do everything you talk about doing before you can actually do it
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like oh i wanna change this ab myself or go to this place or start up this hobby then the very next day they do all of the things you just talked ab with them
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