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Same guy who is excited for that warbling goose doofus's concert film is probably just itching to clock out of their woman-coded email job to watch You Can See Everything at some shitty urban theater that has like 12 squeaky seats
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I genuinely despise Indian politics. The fundamental political issues are not things like "should we raise or lower taxes?" or "how shall we encourage manufacturing?", it's literally all "does my caste or your caste get the government jobs?". It's all so futile.
[seething and coping incel voice] the guys who write beautiful prose get all the ladies. that’s quite unfair
MODERN COMEDIA DELL’ARTE:
- guy who does a trump impression
- guy who speaks like tony soprano
- guy with a great chinese accent
- guy with cameron winter voice
- you dont know
i live in the grey zone. i listen to slacker rock but i have an office job. i say things have “nuance.” i thought digger was both an excellent movie and a box office failure. call me “neutral” milk hotel because how else can i offend you today?
my beautiful editor bari weiss. my beautiful audience with peter thiel in it. my beautiful crowd of palantir employees. my beautiful art form known as humor
hey guys i am excited to announce that i will be selling immigrant third world snacks in gentrified and cute packaging to people in America. flavors include gochujang miso and garlic Parmesan. welcome to my tiktok page where i react to other people and plug my stuff in the bio!!
my pervert self at the movie theater hoping that the sensually charged couple arguing about getting married is about to get frisky
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all that racism only for an Indian pilot to prevent a 9/11 equivalent incident from happening


















