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Fred Simmons

@fsimmons

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Joined March 2007
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They Teenage Engineered A Car
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New @PolestarCars is a masterpiece ! That knob tho !!!! Next Favorite designers car.
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@fsimmonsNov 7
Replying to @nickbaumgardner
Its gonna be Kirk Cousins
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@MLBNov 10
Kevin McGonigle is the 2026 AL Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!
2026 American League Rookie of the Year Kevin McGonigle, Detroit Tigers Pictured: 3 cutouts of Kevin McGonigle in a white Tigers uniform and a navy cap/helmet.

ALT 2026 American League Rookie of the Year Kevin McGonigle, Detroit Tigers Pictured: 3 cutouts of Kevin McGonigle in a white Tigers uniform and a navy cap/helmet.

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Criterion
@CriterionNov 9
✨Dustin Hoffman’s Closet Picks! ✨
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Have we won any games Tom has attended.
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@KoreaPistonsFanNov 8
I literally have a headache
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Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPNov 8
Michigan is 15th team in last 15 seasons to allow 21 points or fewer in each of the first 9 games of a season. The other 14 went a combined 119-7 in those games. Michigan is 5-4
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We could have had @BiffPoggi
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Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPNov 8
Michigan's 520 yards in penalties already this season are its most since 2021 with 581 in 14 games. There are still 3.5 games left in the regular season this year
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Fire everyone
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@JoshDubowAPNov 8
Michigan was held scoreless in first half 3 times in 166 home games from 2002-25 Michigan is less than 2 minutes away from being held scoreless in first half 3 times in last 3 home games under Kyle Whittingham/Jason Beck
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I mean
Fred Simmons (@fsimmons) profile pictureFred Simmons
@fsimmonsOct 24
Jason Beck is a terrorist
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Coombs can fuck off with Jason Beck
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Comical
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Called it!
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@nypostNov 7
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/FHl8hvh
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Bob Maplethorpe@RealTrillBillNov 7
Rob Schneider was briefed on the war efforts.
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@RobSchneiderNov 7
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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Ohio State sucks. Not watching the game. Saying just in general.
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Sprite Zero Chill is the best Sprite.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
patagon’ya blak (@okmeaux) profile picturepatagon’ya blak@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Curt Mills
@CurtMillsNov 4
It is, the Iran War, stupid,
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Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartNov 4
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As if we needed more proof that the College Football Playoff is dumb.
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