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Can anyone please put me in touch with the guy who did that great picture of me, as a mosaic of pasta? can't find the link.

Currently chatting @ http://www.tinychat.com/4sdh - Click the link to chat with me or go to http://www.tinychat.com/ to make your own.

@DiskoVilante quintuple, evidently. (...jerk)

YOU! YES, YOU! GO WRAP YOUR NON-NOODLY APPENDAGES AROUND SOMEONE RIGHT NOW. (P. S. pets count!)

Another lovely display of pastafarian pride: I love seeing my blessed noodly appendages in lights! Props@tehb3f

seeing is believing.

if you like bewbees and if you like ink, you're in luck if you know @maku_m

THIS is how it's done: RT @ephzero: O Great Noodly One, your unworthy servant humbly begs a crumb of your infinite and saucy benevolence.

@inertiarus of course you're worthy! People always say that. (stupid wayne's world movie) @jorge2k I'm totally "flowing" you.

Pastafarian Alert! If you haven't been touched by my noodly appendage (i.e. if I'm not following you) @ reply to me before :30 past the hour

For those pastafarians who enjoy festivus celebrations, what could be a nicer to put under the pole? via @frostedbetty

give your friend my noodly blessings @ragavin, tho around these parts we consider that a "reboot". just ask my friends @dcolanduno & @swoopy

everyone, drink some rum to the health of @spyderkl's little girl. (in eggnog is ok) rAmen! Also please stop @'ing to me

Noodly blessings be upon my faithful pirate @brose on his birthday. May you get much fondling from sexy NYU [insert gender of your choice] !

(that was in reply to someone asking "how I celebrate christmas." but your retweets make me seem so much more prophetic!)

@MsZ a sternly-worded letter on someone else's fancy letterhead can be effective, especially if mailed from out of state. worth a try?

many apologies for having a computer that screws up so often. I need to catch up on taking care of my pirates. If you need anything, ping me

@malidragon I've addressed your problem: Mr. One-Up...Shut-Up will suffer from horrible abdominal cramps during the ride from the airport.

@JHVanOphem @Swoopy That's true!

@MsZ I keep my conchetta hidden.