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Joined July 2018
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
"You could dump 10,000 Europeans on Antarctica and in 100 years people would seek asylum there." -- anonymous quote Australia was that experiment.
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There are supposed to be 1 billion of these, but instead we “won” World War 2
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**narrator** : he was that dumb
I’m on Team Ballmer. As much as I wish they circumvented the salary cap, First Steve isn’t that dumb. If he did try to feed KL money, knowing what was at stake for him personally, and his team, do you think he would let the company go bankrupt ? Knowing all creditors would be visible to the world ? They got scammed by Aspiration, along with many others. Crimes for which they pleaded guilty last week. Scammers do scammy things. They did a $300m sponsorship deal with the clippers in 2021. That’s a HUGE deal. The better the team does , the more value the sponsorship has. It actually makes perfect sense that if they stole money from investors and want the clippers to succeed, why not give stolen money to help keep their best player ? It’s sad that @PabloTorre didn’t take the time to find out how these scammers pulled off their scam. The idea that the default is Ballmer is the bad guy is going to back fire on him.
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
Knicks got this guy for basically nothing at the deadline and he helped swing a finals game. Spurs did nothing with the Harrison Barnes and Kelly Olynyk expirings and they were dnps tonight. The margins matter
New York native Jose Alvarado: "I'm not gon' sugar coat this, I was about to cry. Obviously, there's one more. But I'm in Madison Square Garden, in the fourth quarter, playing for something special ... It was really something I couldn't put in words."
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
How to build a great MLB roster C - Puerto Rican/White (gritty) 1B - white (big) 2B - Latino/black SS - Latino/black 3B - white LF - Latino CF - black (shifty) RF - Latino DH - Latino (big) Bench - white (gritty) two Latinos, black (shifty) SP1 - white SP2 - Asian SP3 - Asian SP4 - white SP5 - Latino CL - Latino Rest of bullpen - 3 white guys (one with big beard) 1 Latino 1 black Manager - old southern white guy GM - Jewish Owner - Jewish
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
why do I have to pay $50 for a 50lbs checked bag when a fat person who weighs 200lbs more than me pays the same for the ticket?!
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If Jordan did this they would not stop showing it for decades. But this happening everyday in today’s game. And old heads want to tell you that players are not better today.
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
Crazy: The #Chiefs OLine hasn’t been called for a single holding penalty in ALL THREE of their Super Bowl wins. What makes this even more crazy? The Chiefs had more offensive holding calls this season than any other #NFL team. Their only holding call in all three games went against former WR Byron Pringle in the third quarter of their first Super Bowl matchup with the #49ers in 2019. Stats Via NFL Penalties: nflpenalties.com/penalty/off…
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
This is what it would look like if LeBron played in the 80's.
The dude from Serbia had to get subbed out of the game after this 😭
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE
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“House, did we really need 12 apostles?? I would’ve gone with 9 or maybe a clean 8”
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
oh man. Devin Booker disposing of Rudy Gobert.
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I know a guy along with 70 million other ppl believe Bucs won this gm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
Trump & Pence rn
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
I didn’t want to have to do this, but my colleagues have left me no choice. I present, “What the Media Doesn’t Want You to Know about Michael Jordan.”
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Jesse Pinkman retweeted
“Giannis has never lost in the Finals!! Jimmy Butler is 0-1!!” ... am I doing this right?
So, since we all know the only losses that count against your legacy are Finals losses, I think we can safely say that when the Heat lose tonight Giannis had a far better postseason than Jimmy Butler. (See how insane it sounds when applied to literally anyone else?)
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Bron finally gettin a easy matchup in the finals. This must be what Jordan felt like for his career
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Replying to @patbev21
@patbev21 I guess I should extend this Cancun invite since I haven’t made my arrangements yet 😂😂😂
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ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief
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