Dog person? Cat person? Nah, I’m a tarantula person. Clearly superior. @TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans #TheTrolleySolution

What does the day to day work at a major video game studio even look like for one dev?

Bolster your confidence as a developer by replacing your if statements with when statements

Are you someone who used to livestream, but no longer do? What happened?

We live in a time when there's a very good chance your parents will be down for some mario kart and that is so cool.

Gal godot

Self erasure? Nah we got a guy for that.

*puts food in oven* Brain: did you also put the cat in there? Me: lol what no that's insane and I would have noticed. Brain: 🤔 ....better still go find the cat though.

You don't desert your friends. You stop considering them friends and THEN desert them.

We found the fun, stop looking. NO ONE ELSE COME HERE.

If you want to be less insulting, change your game's 'easy' difficulty to 'just a little guy'. Those cozy, oversized sweater, no skill dorks like that kind of thing.

Hey heres one for free: take helldivers 2 and the gameplay loop of clearing outposts in far cry and make them kiss

Pay to win means pay to get an advantage over an opponent who didn't pay. Moot point in a pve game.

Is there a dedicated group of DRG veterans trying to steer the helldivers community away from toxicity? Greenbeard squadron? There should be.

This is our most profitable quarter ever! Almost $3 a day! We could throw the boys a pizza party (we won't)!

We may not agree with other giant companies on the whole 'infinite quarterly growth' thing, but we do respect their dedication to irrational pursuit.

Hi, I'm Edward Culinary and this is recipes from Twilight. Today we're making blood! *stabs co-host*

Hate to see people spending money on products from awful corporations when they could be doing something thoughtful with it, like giving that money to us.

Screenshot Saturday, share sunday, mobile monday, trailer Tuesday, is there a day without an indie promotional hashtag?