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Function Health retweeted
Had a great healthcare experience from @function Health this morning. Paid the $150 for the tech to come to my house and draw blood at 6am. Far better than finding an available appointment, looking for parking, and waiting at the local quest lab.
As transaction costs (hard and soft) come down, there will be an explosion of demand for healthcare.
Function Health retweeted
Heart. Hormones. Thyroid. Nutrients. Toxins. Autoimmunity. @function covers it all with 100+ advanced lab tests, so you get the full picture of your health instead of a single snapshot in time. Proud to partner with them at Eudēmonia Summit 2026, Nov 5–8. eudemonia.net
BIG NEWS FOR YOUR HEALTH:
Sleep, diet, or exercise? Which habit do you think has the biggest impact on your labs?
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#KnowWhereYouStand
Sleep, diet, or exercise? Which habit do you think has the biggest impact on your labs?
Now you can actually see it. Your @function results are in the Withings app.
Know where your health stands, in the lab and every day.
Learn more: bit.ly/4Bk9hbX
#KnowWhereYouStand
You don’t play at an elite level at 40 by guessing about your health.
@CP3 uses data to understand what his body is telling him.
Function members have access to 160+ lab tests.
Know your numbers.
Not medical advice. Consult a medical professional with any medical questions. For marketing purposes only.
They finished knowing more about their bodies than ever before.
Looking forward to 100 healthy years of Sara and Tré.
They wanted to get their dream bodies before their wedding and surprise their families, so I offered them $250,000 and gave them all the resources they’d need! Go watch :D
Replying to @laurashin
Appreciate you sharing this. Out of range just means outside the reference range, not a verdict on your health. LMHR is a real pattern, and your diet shapes these numbers. Long-term risk is still being studied, so keep tracking your numbers and sharing them with your healthcare provider.
Replying to @anneliz_beth @laurashin
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