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Joined December 2016
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I have a group text with two buddies where we mostly just send one another pictures of sandwiches we made then congratulate each other.
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If you're askin me, one of the joys of "community" is dickin off with folks you don't normally interact with, otherwise you're just "hangin with friends." I'd tell this lady (& Ronny D) go to a pride parade without hate in your heart, that's probably also a "really nice time"
Delray Beach is engaging in β€œmalicious compliance.” What they are doing is not mandated by Florida law. It’s just an attempt to make a political point β€” a point that legacy media will no doubt try to amplify. We’ve seen these stunts throughout the years. Rinse and repeat.
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Takin an edible and goin to see new Japanese language Stanger-Thingless Godzilla with the same buddy in a half hour. This time, I shall approach the film a far more erudite Godzilla watcher.
My buddy is a big Godzilla fan and asked me to see Minus One with him in theaters. I knew nothin goin in, ate a gummy, and about an hour into the movie I said, "Dude this is a really long cold open all in Japanese and the little magic Stranger Things girl hasn't shown up yet."
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Just stop strawmanning one another and admit that there are very clearly pros and cons to all ways of living. And if you're cool as shit (like me) you can enjoy everyplace.
Replying to @zanyfen
can you imagine herding three children under 8 years old through a crowded subway or on the bus when you need to go somewhere? just the logistical challenge, forget about how neurotic about safety that makes people
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Again. I feel like people stopped making them. I know I know, be the change I want to see in the world.
It's just occurred to me that I only eat deviled eggs at gatherings. I haven't had a deviled egg in over a year. A whole year of my deviled egg eating prime gone. Faded into the shadowed recesses of idle days. Alive now only in my regrets.
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Again feel compelled to add that this number fucking ruled long before someone tried to sully it in the year of our Lord 2024.
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You can always count on a motherfucker wearin 47 to get shit done (and then occasionally do something stupid). 47 is the ultimate "got that dawg in him" number.
Did the Jets outsmart the entire NFL???
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ME (8:30 PM Nov 3): Man this is all so dumb I don't live in any of these states, I'll just go to bed and find out who won in the morning. ME (1:30 AM Nov 4): Holy shit Colom took 37.4% of the vote in Walthall County? Dude, in '24 the Dem nominee only got 29.7% this is HUUUGE.
EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP AND LET JON KING PLAY WITH THE TOUCHSCREEN MAP AND TELL ME ABOUT RANDOM COUNTIES IN MISSISSIPPI OR WHATEVER
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EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP AND LET JON KING PLAY WITH THE TOUCHSCREEN MAP AND TELL ME ABOUT RANDOM COUNTIES IN MISSISSIPPI OR WHATEVER
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Quick little election nightcap to celebrate with what I find to be a very appropriate glass.
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We* fine as hell. Happy Halloween, toons. *she
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I don't tend to do the thing where I develop parasocial relationships or whatever and assume people are cool just cuz they play cool on television but fuck that EJ is cool as shit I love this dude. Hoops won't be the same without him.
It’s time. 🀟🀟🏾🀟🏻🀟🏽
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A lot of additional factors I know I know (trust/familiarity with neighbors, what type of area they live in, obviously the maturity/capability of the kids) so don't bother telling me why I'm wrong, I know I probably am.
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I was changing diapers and watching siblings by 10 actually, which yeah maybe a bit early but I enjoyed being treated like someone who could handle shit! Cuz I could!
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Idk man I didn't read the story but if this is indeed the facts... I get all kids are different and I don't wanna be grandpa AJ here but by 14 I was doing roofing and siding work and regularly watching my younger siblings, changing diapers etc etc. 14 y/o's are capable.
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I now apologize for all the whining I did during the World Cup about those dumb offsides replays where everyone became Sims. US sports are just as dumb.
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Wait. This is lame. I hate this shit.
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GIDP with bases loaded to end it. 4-6-3. So pretty. I'm tumescent.
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DOUBLE STEAL IN THE 9TH FUCKIN BAAAASEBAAAAALLL
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Don't show me that fucking Bibberty thing during this game unless it's followed by Caminero sending it 430' to center left
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For old times' sake.
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