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who put this quarter pounder with cheese in my back pocket… || main act @furiousfarter1 (died in a ditch)

Joined May 2022
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hiv positive from street dildo
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WOKE IS BACK @thatshowt ............
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKABLE THANK GAWDDDDDD!!!!!!!! COME EAT MY ASS @ossoff IM IN GEORGIA
JON OSSOFF WINS GEORGIA U.S. SENATE RACE — PROJECTION
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PORNOUNS ARE BACK BITCHHHH!!!!!!! #BlueWaveVoteToday
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how i just felt walking out the ballot surrounded by republicans after i voted blue all da way
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THE DICK PRINT???!??!?,))?!&&(?!&)4~>^##*
The person whose job it is to find these lookalikes in the crowd is absolutely winning 😂
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homeless guy asked me for money when i was taking out trash and my coworkers were waving their hands and shaking their heads in the window behind him and made me laugh in his face and he started getting angry
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eleven years....i sacrificed
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im not gonna cry im not gonna cry im not gonna shed no tears.......
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oh wow this is reaching everyone
This weekend, a Dead by Daylight team member awarded in-game content and currency to a creator streaming our game. Although it is not unusual to unlock content to give creators discovering DbD a chance to have a sneak peek at available content, this decision was made without receiving appropriate approvals. Furthermore, the team member's subsequent comments and conduct do not align with Dead by Daylight’s core values. When concerns about this decision became apparent during the stream, we should have responded by looking into these concerns, not dismissing them. Unfortunately, we’ve now seen the fallout of this decision unfolding in many conversations across the DbD community. We appreciate and stand with our community’s willingness to ensure our shared values are being upheld, at all times, regardless of popularity, and we’re heartbroken at the inflammatory language now being directed towards our community. At the same time, threatening employees will never be acceptable, and we’re asking everyone to stop engaging with these posts. We apologize to our community for letting you down. We have already begun reviewing our internal processes to prevent an incident like this from happening again.
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being forced to go to a bar and i just wanna stay home.........
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it being halloween tomorrow?????
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ITS MELANIE MARTINEZ OMGGOMGOGMFHDJDKFJFJSK
Heidi Klum’s hints for her 2026 Halloween costume.
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btw i saw this earlier but didnt reply and instead i bookmarked it and now its gone bc i saw that it wasn't in my bookmarks anymore. also im quoting this bc i can't reply to it
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a girl got beat with a crowbar in front of our store by her boyfriend??? and then called my coworker the hard r????
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mind you the other person kept their blinker on without turning multiple times and didn't know where the hell they were going. like whatever
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coworker told me not to drink our milkshakes as i'm drinking our milkshakes......
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went to a haunted house and an actor called me ugly
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cousins will be here to pick me up in 20 minutes but i can't get off the toilet
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this video is a merpderp staple.......
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