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Joined July 2009
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Whoever @cbs6 put the Steelers on over the Steelers on over the Ravens this Sunday can’t read a map. Networks have to show Washington and Baltimore is 35 miles away. Same rules should apply.
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Congrats VCU not giving up and continuing 2 fight. That would’ve been easy 2 say this was over. #MarchMadness
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Fuck uVA it didn’t work
WE GOIN' BACK-TO-BACK. 🏆
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When you need to wear a suit and have karate class later
Nate Burleson Seriously, who dresses this man?
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If this were 1776, MAGA would be telling us to be nicer to King George.
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Believing Trump was sent by “God” to save the world is a mental illness that needs to be studied
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Eagle fans are the most obnoxious trash in all of sports and lm glad they lost #byeeaglesbye
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If the 1770 Boston Massacre by Redcoats happened today, MAGA would be saying: - They should've just complied - FAFO - Officers were scared for their lives - The colonials should obey the law - Redcoat lives matter - They shouldn't have been protesting - The King's tax is a lawful order
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ABSOLUTELY 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
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Like we get that rich people run the world, we would probably have all settled for a li'l house or apt and some cats and a dog and shop at costco and play video games and maybe go on a trip but these motherfuckers are out here just fucking destroying life like actual ghouls
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“My name is Jonathan Ross. I kill people because a pedophile tells me to.”
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"We're going to run Venezuela properly", says wretched piece of shit who has never run THIS country, his businesses, his "charities", or his own disreputable personal life "properly".
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Imagine having the nerve to call THIS MFer soft 🤣
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WWE, WCW and ECW library content will be leaving Peacock at the end of this month. Just an FYI if you're interested in the classic stuff on there!
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.@jonesjay ask Miyares about his lost cell VA government cell phone in the debate
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Ads on the ring mat. Ads on the ring apron. Ads on the barricades. Ads on the ring posts. Ads on the announce tables. Ads on the table tables. Ads on props at ringside. Ads in wrestler entrances. Ads between matches on PLEs. TKO has destroyed the WWE. #Wrestlepalooza
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.@Starbucks nobody wants to hear slurping. Why would you put that in ad?
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