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Her Tall Boots

@fuzzlime

sorry i'm not the needle in the haystack https://teapaw.org/t.co/mcelrYf16a (featuring my one-eyed cat from the hood plus me cleaning urinals)

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yes I'm mediocre, but like at its best
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 28
You life isn't a joke. Jokes bring people joy.
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if you want your kid to get pennies on Halloween bring them to my house
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When is Halloween because this shit feels like it's been going on for two months
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I bought Halloween cheese balls
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Good. I hope it snows on Halloween. Get off my property
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I admit I was afraid of adopting a black cat at first, because the next thing you know, you're getting a Munsters tattoo and decorating the inside of your house for Halloween all year long
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I love when people decorate their homes for Halloween because then I know who is going to Hell
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I'm giving out apples, pennies, and toothbrushes for Halloween
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@fuzzlime3 Oct 2014
Uh, so is a fight between 2 vegetarians still called a "beef", can't keep up with all this dam political correctness
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@fuzzlime20 Jul 2018
I like beef jerky a lot because if you accidentally eat one of those little white packets they put in there you can't even tell
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Happy birthday, It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
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Oh you're a vegetarian? Like Hitler?
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 27
I think I might be the hottest person on this jury.
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if you spelled my kid's name wrong on his desk for open house I'd better not hear any bullshit out of you about his spelling grades
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[constantly calling Satan by the wrong name] Me: Hey Bezzlebutt Satan: STOP THAT
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@fuzzlime29 Jun 2016
my new neighbor has now called me by the wrong name 3 times & I didn't correct her so now I gotta be that name ugh
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It's tragic boron is a metal and not the perfect compound insult for someone who is simultaneously uninteresting and stupid.
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Rock
@TheCensoredRockOct 27
A haunted house but it’s just you learning shit about celebrities you’ve never heard of against your will
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Simon Holland
@simonchollandOct 28
Lately, when I leave the gym and see another dad just getting there I hit him with, “I loosened them for you” and honestly it crushes every time.
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Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly21h
one time my wife was telling me about a dream she had & it was going on for so long that i slowly closed my eyes & squeezed them shut tight, so tight that not even memories of childhood bullies could get past my lids & i thought about how do rabbits make their poop round?
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