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what it feels like to be an em dash connoisseur in 2025
Replying to @kareem_carr
Red flag 5:
There are *nine* em dashes which probably led a lot of readers to think it was AI.
One of the simplest forms of joy humans can possess is the feeling of making eye contact with a dog hanging its head out of a car window.
My heart, mind, soul and ears are ready to accept the good word of Missouri Executive Order 44.
There is something electric about the emotional catharsis of 4 dudes who only just recently learned it’s not weird to tell your friends you love them loudly singing along to “Don’t Tell The Boys” at a Petey show.
In A Violent Nature was one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. The kills were subpar, the writing was not good and the fucking endless walking boring as can be. I think the premise had a lot of promise, unfortunately.
At least the sound of crunching leaves is nice.
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vince staples has never one single time put out anything less than a bonafide GREAT album and i love him so much for that
Hope that cop didn’t dent Scottie’s car.
Breaking News: World No. 1 golfer Scottie Scheffler has been detained by police in handcuffs after a misunderstanding with traffic flow led to his attempt to drive past a police officer into Valhalla Golf Club. The police officer attempted to attach himself to Scheffler’s car, and Scheffler then stopped his vehicle at the entrance to Valhalla. The police officer then began to scream at Scheffler to get out of the car. When Scheffler exited the vehicle, the officer shoved Scheffler against the car and immediately placed him in handcuffs. He is now being detained in the back of a police car.





















