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paine futchmoder@fvtchistNov 5

we’re so back woke moralists

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 30

im like if a woman went to the store to get a pack of cigarettes and then never came home

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 29

someone moved into my neighborhood with the license plate RAT GRL and i desperately need to become her best friend

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 27

Replying to @carmencarrerax

being t4c is pretty bitchin when you dont hate yourself

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 27

the worst part about portland is every time you see a subaru, you dont know if its a lesbian or if its a straight ipa enthusiast

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 24

i got a haircut and now my favorite bartender doesn’t recognize me

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 20

sorry im not posting much. ive been lezzing out and surviving capitalism

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 10

idc who you are, it barbacoa tacos are involved ill be at your event

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 9

“my son is perfectly fine” your daughter is k holing in a cuddle puddle full of puppygirls and has forgotten how to speak

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 5

good morning lesbians

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistOct 1

why do electric vehicles sound like theyre burning the soul of a victorian child

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 25

you are not immune to alcoholic cougars

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 18

there’s two distinct breeds of puppygirl. the “give me headpats and love me” kind and the “please abuse me and treat me like an unwanted stray” kind

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 16

i really can say :3

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Kim Kelly@GrimKimSep 14

For @Playboy, I spoke with sex workers around the country who are organizing for self-defense with firearms education, carry permit classes, and gun clubs. As one organizer told me, “It’s very much this ‘stay ready so you ain’t got to get ready’ type thing.”

Article screenshot from playboy website; headline reads “Meet the sex workers forming gun clubs for self protection,” written by Kim kelly. The accompanying image is of a white woman with a floppy blonde bob wearing a black cowboy hat and pointing a pistol at the viewer

ALT Article screenshot from playboy website; headline reads “Meet the sex workers forming gun clubs for self protection,” written by Kim kelly. The accompanying image is of a white woman with a floppy blonde bob wearing a black cowboy hat and pointing a pistol at the viewer

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 13

telling my puppygirl she’s ALAB (assigned loser at birth)

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 13

we need a slur for people on lime scooters

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 12

im trying to find 78,000 of my closest friends

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 12

i had a lady today saying how lucky i was to not see 9/11 even tho i definitely do remember it

𝑹𝒊𝒐 ᯓᡣ𐭩

@rioserenity_Sep 4

How old are you and how old do you look according to people?

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paine futchmoder@fvtchistSep 12

i had several surgery consults this year where the docs told me my lobster is too buttery and now im ready to crash out and get a pixie cut

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