g0m

g0m
Joined August 2008
You're missing out on good shit like this
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Check out my webcomic i Genereated explosm.net/rcg/odqsfkpsx
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Lostpedia is the coolest website in the world. Imagine if TVTropes were entirely written by people who also thought they were solving the Da Vinci Code
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guy that has t shirt of sam hyde with an AK47: i sincerely believe the infinite chocolate thing works
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Hey gang - decided to start posting on twitter again. I know the site's had its issues in the past, but I think it's on the upswing.
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April Fool's, you dumb fuckers!!!!!!
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You're missing out on good shit like this
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You know, the President and I may disagree on key issues, but you’ve gotta admit: through deliberate and careful diplomacy he is succeeding at making the sun rise earlier and set later every day
I know how hard it is some days to sweep the clouds away and get to sunnier days. Our friend Elmo is right: We have to be there for each other, offer our help to a neighbor in need, and above all else, ask for help when we need it. Even though it's hard, you're never alone.
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any time anyone makes some super generalized statement like "bi people do xyz", they're always just talking about one person in specific that they know. "Cis men with bowl cuts are obsessed with the battle of teutoberg forest" - that's just Carl. That's not a thing. It's Carl
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Excerpt from my latest novel: "Well, I think I am going to go for lunch now, and for my lunch I am going to have my favorite food, which is McDonald's," John said. "Yum," Jack replied. "That is my favorite food too." "I hope you have an awesome lunch today," Brad added, smiling.
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President of Omelas posting a picture of the kid and saying “Heartbreaking. This is not who we are”
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I know two different Jewish dominatrixes in Berlin. One is pro-Israel and the other pro-Palestine but they are both releasing the worst music you can imagine right now
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[walking in on an Eyes Wide Shut orgy] hey uhhhhhh do any of u guys know the wifi password
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i have spent a lot of time envisioning a porno named "Death Bed: Final Suck." it's about a dying straight man who regrets never sucking dick
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comic: poisonman
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just my luck to get fired from Goldman Sachs for deciding to stop supporting Genocides right before what is apparently the one good genocide
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My favorite place on the Internet
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Hey man, its me, ur dasher; 😁 if your food is a little more watery than your used to, dont worry. Its because I used my water syringe on it 😁 it makes your meal squishy and juicy! Anyway, enjoy your crunch rap!
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