@g1rthapprentice

Certified Jelqing Instructor™

Joined January 2025
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just kidding I can't resist a good trend here's me and 18 games because fuck you I can't pick 9
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slap that clit on my tongue
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they don't call me girth apprentice for nothing just kidding nobody has ever called me that
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home alone tonight. you know what that means #goonfest
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waiting for the dick asker to ask for some dick
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reacting to your own messages in a groupchat is a form of self love and/or masturbation
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Imagine getting your first boner on a car ride as your GBA displays this
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@MemoryCardFilesOct 23
Metroid: Zero Mission | Game Boy Advance - 2004
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@jtimsuggsOct 23
I don’t know how George Lucas came up with the name ‘Salacious Crumb’ but he’s absolutely right, this thing IS Salacious Crumb
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Thursday "Understanding In A Car Crash," live at Club Krome in South Amboy, NJ, 2001
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everyone arguing about this riff and the band for some reason meanwhile I'm too busy crying over Ryan Dunn
music archive 💿@rayofmusicxOct 22
cky - 96 quite bitter beings 1999
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𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙 #𝑴𝒀𝑹𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬 🤍@adoresindeOct 22
her first public “sugar” is so cute 🥹
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I march to the beat of my own cum
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they should invent jeans that don't smother or constrict your balls
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you're only allowed in my exclusive groupchat if your penis can reach your butthole
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I find your lack of blue boob veins disturbing
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there are two types of people in this world: 1) people who sniff their thumb after having it in her butt 2) liars
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I've posted in websites you wouldn't even doomscroll in
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I need a compilation of animals that aren't cats doing airplane ears
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if you die during the Spiderman 2 pizza delivery missions you die in real life
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Lukas@lukasdrawsartOct 19
exquisite sound design
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the lion does not concern himself with the scratchy throat he just woke up with
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