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Adventurer đź—» . Wears many hats @CollectiveIdea. The mastermind behind @DeadMansSnitch

Holland, MI
Joined March 2009
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I had no idea that 2005/2006 was, like, the golden age of malloc implementations. ptmalloc2 became the glibc default in 2006. And both TCMalloc and Jemalloc we released 2005.
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Anyone at #MicroConf working on developer targeted SaaS interested in dinner tonight?
Replying to @Atlassian
@atlassian I’ve had a HipChat account since 2010ish and been waiting on a Stride invite. Any chance I could get one so we can build an amazing day one integration for @DeadMansSnitch? Thanks ❤️
Replying to @roidrage
@roidrage any chance of a reading list post for 2016? I've found a lot of inspiration from your lists for the last two years.
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It’s like, if you order a burrito at a Mexican restaurant but get a lettuce wrap instead. It kinda looks the same but it tastes like sadness – at Central Business District, Denver
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The sad truth about Spanish food in the United States is that it doesn’t exist. – at Central Business District, Denver
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OH: I’m petote. It’s the masculine version of petite. – at Boise, Portland
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Grumpy at a service provider not updating their status page because the outage was “only” an hour and a half long (and still ongoing).
@SendGrid is inbound parse currently down or in maintenance mode? We haven’t received any emails in the last hour.
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What is a Ruby gem you would say has clean source code and is small enough to easily understand it all? – at Holland, MI
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We were “four calling birds”. The chicken was extra. – at State Fair, Detroit
In Deteoit, in a German bar, singing the Canadian national anthem. Nothing weird about this. – at State Fair, Detroit
Overly explicit method and variable names may be the death of me.
Replying to @SlackAPI
@slackapi for getting our application on the services page do we need 8 or 10 words? Seeing different numbers on different forms.
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The confusion set on the dance floor as it slowly dawned on the wedding guests that they were listening to Nickelback. – at Michigan, USA
@karmajunkie I just got into town for ElixirConf are you around this week? – at Austin, TX
14-09-2013: Last minute bullet train trip from Brussels to London to see @neilhimself and the Hitchhikers Guide Radio
Brussels, Belgium. Cafe Delirium (I think). 13-09-2013
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